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Benny
| Member Since
May 2003 |
Last Login
06/17/2003
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| Full Name: |
Benny "The
Nose" Fideleo |
| Gender: |
Male |
Interested in
Meeting
People for: |
Friends, Activity Partners, Dating,
Serious Relationship (Women) |
| Status: |
Single |
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| Age: |
9 |
| Psychadet rank: |
Tender Brain |
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| Hometown: |
Parma, Ohio |
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| Psychic Speciality: |
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| Interests: |
Beatings, musicals
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| Favorite Music: |
Showtunes! (Original Cast Recordings
ONLY, of course!) |
| Favorite Books: |
For Laughing out Loud: The
Autobiography of Ed McMahon; Boy Wonder: My
Life in Tights by Burt Ward.
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| Favorite TV Shows: |
Fame; Cop Rock |
| Favorite Movies: |
West Side Story; Chicago
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| About Me: |
Hello suckers. Welcome to camp
whipsering rock! MY camp! I pretty much run
things around here, and if you don't like it,
you'll have to answer to ma main man Bobby Zilch!
Bobby Zilch don't like nobody, except for me. And
I don't like much either, except for dishing out
punishments.
Oh, and musicals.
If anybody knows any musicals that are about
dishing out punishments--oh man, I'd like to see
that. That would RAWK! I'm working on one myself
here. Check it out:
You’d better watch out,
Cuz bobby’s gonna getcha!
When he’s through with you
You’ll wish he’d never metcha!
No running, no hiding,
Your hope is subsiding.
Soon your face and his fist
Will be colliding!
When it comes to beatings
No one does the job
Better than the carrot-
Topped boss they call Bob!
When I'm done with it, I'll hold auditions for
all the parts, except for the part of Bobby, which
will be played by ME of course. Nobody knows Bobby
like me!
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| Who I Want to Meet: |
Anybody who needs a beatin'.
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| Testimonials:
What people say about Benny:
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Bobby,
06/22/2003:
Okay,
I don't know what all those PBS words mean,
but I'm going to assume you got my point, RE:
my bossness. We clear, mr. Brains-a-Lot?
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Maloof,
06/22/2003:
My
friends, Benny did a good job running this
place for the past couple seasons. But I'm
afraid he represents a bygone regime. Anyone
seeking out protection from Mr. Fideleo should
really reconsider. Let's talk.
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Bobby,
06/19/2003:
Benny,
what's this I hear about you playing a dirty
trick on Chloe? I told you, everybody's fair
game but her. So lay off. Don't ask why unless
you want me to give you the five good reasons
I have on my right hand, which I will curl up
into a fist with which to hit upon your ass.
Understand rubber band? I'm the boss,
applesauce.
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Crystal,
06/19/2003:
Finally!
Yay! :D!
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Clem,
06/19/2003:
Crystal,
there is no true way to be best friends
forever in this finite universe. There is no
"forever" here. Only the world that
lies beyond this one is vast enough to contain
a best-friendship as infinite as ours. Maybe
it is time we went there.
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Crystal,
06/19/2003:
>:|!
That's so mean! How could somebody be so
mean, Clem?
Unless he's right. Unless we are lame and
we do suck. We only wanted to be best
friends... forever. | |
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Bobby,
06/19/2003:
HA
HA HA HA! Gottcha, Snagrash!
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Clem,
06/19/2003:
Don't
listen to him Crystal. He's just making fun of
us!
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Crystal,
06/19/2003:
Oh...
uh. Okay I guess...
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Bobby,
06/19/2003:
Oh,
hey guys. Bobby Zilch here. Sorry about that
friends' list thing. You know, I keep trying
to add you guys, but my computer keeps saying,
"REJECTED: These jocks are lame and they
suck. Cannot accept. Beep, beep beep!" I
don't know what it is. It must be some sort of
computer error.
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Crystal,
06/19/2003:
Do
you think you could talk to him? Because we
really think he's cool, and we like to be
friends!!
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Clem,
06/19/2003:
Yeah,
where did you get it? Mervyn's? Man they have
the best shirts there. I gotta get my mom to
take me to Mervyn's some time.
Wooo! Go Benny!
Oh, so anyhew... you're friends with Bobby,
right? You know, he is the only person at camp
who's not on our friends list. We're friends
with EVERYONE else in camp. Super good friends
in fact! | |
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Crystal,
06/19/2003:
Yeah!
That's it! Your shirt is THA BOMB! :D!
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Clem,
06/19/2003:
Your
shirt!
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Crystal,
06/19/2003:
Hey,
Benny. I like your... uh...
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Bobby,
05/30/2003:
Everybody
should have a Benny. He takes his beatings
like a man, and if you drop your change down
the outhouse, he'll run down in there to get
it for you, without too much resistance.
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Dogen,
05/29/2003:
Benny
is always trying to take my hat off. I don't
like Benny. Why am I on this list? How do I
get off? Do I have to pay?
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Mikhail,
05/28/2003:
If
I wanted to win match with Benny... many
options. Most fun would be to tie ears in
front of face.
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