Chops is Your Friend

Chops Sweetwind

Chops's Friends:  (19)
J.T.J.T. Hoofburger

 

Franke
NilsNils Lutefisk Lili Mikhail
Blotton Tusk
ElkaElka Doom

 

Clem
Elton
Bobby
Dogen
Chloe
Benny
Phoebe
Quentin
Milka
Crystal

 

Kitty
Vernon
MaloofMaloof Canola

 

  
Chops 
 Member Since May 2003 Last Login 06/17/2003 
Full Name: Melvin Sweetwind
Gender: Male
Interested in
Meeting People for:
Friends, Activity Partners, Dating, Serious Relationship (Women)
Status: Single
Age: 10
Psychadet rank: Psychic Scout
Hometown: Moose Jaw , Saskatchewan
Psychic Speciality: psychic boxing, eh?
Interests: Hockey, Playin' the guitar, Frozen Klondike Bars, Hockey,  Canoeing, hiking, chilling, hockey; two-headed snakes
Favorite Music: Django Reinhardt; Antonio Jobim; Wes Montgomery; Jack Wilkins; Kenny Burrel
Favorite Books: Battle at the Blue Line; Frozen Fury; Behind the Mask
Favorite TV Shows: ESPN 2
Favorite Movies: Slapshot; Sweet and Lowdown; Youngblood
About Me: Just cuz I'm good at psychic boxing does not mean I'm looking for a fight okay? I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover. I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, maybe. But not a fighter.
Who I Want to Meet: Well, I already met Wayne Gretzky and Larry Robinson, so I guess I'd have to say... well them again I guess.

Testimonials:
What people say about Chops:
Elka Doom Elka, 06/20/2003:
Oh, James. James. How could you? 

Oh, I was such a fool to leave Nils for this rube!

J.T. Hoofburger J.T., 06/20/2003:
I don't know what this talk is all about chops. Elka here is a nice girl, but she's duller than ditchwater and I'm getting a little tired of her takin' up all my time. The posse is still just you and me. Always has been, always will be, and no fast-talkin' filly is gonna change that. 
Elka Doom Elka, 06/19/2003:
Melvin, you know that song "Puff the Magic Dragon?" And how Jackie Paper had to learn how to let go of his favorite plaything because he knew it was time to grow up? Well, you should listen to that song whenever you're missing J.T., and when ever you hear the name "Jackie" I want you to imagine the name "J.T." and whenever you hear the name "Puff" I want you to imagine you. I think it's time that you my friend, slowly sunk into your cave.
Blotton Tusk Mikhail, 06/18/2003:
Okay, now this should be fun. He looks small, but he has the psychic fists. Not good at picking things up like mine, but good for the punching and the hitting. Like big bear claws. He's like a little cub with the paws of a grizzly. Probably best to pull chair from audience, and hit him on back of head while he's turned away to wave at crowd.
Dogen, 06/17/2003:
Chops has the weirdest hat on that I've ever seen..
Bobby, 06/16/2003:
hm... solid. Weak ending, but all in all, a good effort.
Benny, 06/16/2003:
See you later, Barf Scarf! (that ones for Quentin.)
Bobby, 06/15/2003:
Not bad, not bad. Now wrap up with a cheap shot about about their appearance.
Benny, 06/14/2003:
Hey, Phoebe, do those headphones block out the noise? I gotta get me some of them before your next show!
Bobby, 06/13/2003:
Excellent. Now say something about their talent, quick, while that one is still stinging.
Benny, 06/12/2003:
Why don't you call it "Telepathetic" cuz that's what you are!
J.T. Hoofburger J.T., 06/11/2003:
Well, traditionally the one playing the harmonica is the leader of the band, so how about J.T. Hoofburger's Wild West posse? 
Quentin, 06/10/2003:
The Whispering Rockers!"
Phoebe, 06/09/2003:
Sounds like inspirational Christian Rock. How about "The Firestarters?"
Quentin, 06/08/2003:
How about "The Levitators."
Phoebe, 06/04/2003:
Okay, dude. Seriously. It's time for practice. This band is never going to go anywhere if we don't get together and practice! And if we don't pick a name.
Franke, 06/03/2003:
Yeah! I've been practicing my Girl From Ipanema thing....
Kitty, 06/02/2003:
Hey, when are you going to jam again, Chops? Franke and I wanna come over and sing.
Bobby, 06/01/2003:
Heh heh heh.

Sweetwind. 

Heh heh.

Maloof Canola Maloof, 05/30/2003:
I hear a lot about these psychic fists of yours, Mr. Sweetwind. I hope to see them someday, although hopefully not used against one of my clients. What would be best for both of us, and our families, would be if we could have some sort of a partnership going forward, not a messy and unproductive competition. Let's talk.
Nils Lutefisk Nils, 05/29/2003:
Chops, dude, when we gonna go out on the prowl my man? Hit the town, unleash ourselves on the ladies? Maybe check out what's going on at the girls' cabin? You can be my wingman.
Elton, 05/28/2003:
Hey, Lili. I'll bet you didn't know I play music too! I play the accordion. I mostly know sailor songs, but I just got the sheet music for that new one by that band "50 Cent" so maybe when I learn that I could come over and show you?
Lili, 05/27/2003:
When Chops plays the guitar, I almost, ALMOST like people.
Vernon, 05/26/2003:
Hey, who doesn't like Chops? Nobody. Everybody loves chops. He's just that kind of guy--like me!
J.T. Hoofburger J.T., 05/25/2003:
Me and ol' Chops here? Shoot. We go way back. Ever since we were just knee high to a couple of tumbleweeds, he's been the Butch Cassidy to my Sundance, or vice-a-versa. We've been riding together so long, it's like we was brothers, even despite our differences. For instance, Chops is Canadian and I am not. Also, he plays the guitar while I prefer the harmonica. And still, there ain't nobody I'd rather ride shotgun for than this here cowboy. I tip my 10 gallon to you, sir.