Elton is Your Friend

Elton Fir

Elton's Friends:  (17)
MaloofMaloof Canola NilsNils Lutefisk ElkaElka Doom ChopsChops Sweetwind
J.T.J.T. Hoofburger Clem Crystal Lili Dogen
Chloe Mikhail
Blotton Tusk

 Member Since May 2003 Last Login 06/17/2003 
Full Name: Elton Fir
Gender: Male
Interested in
Meeting People for:
Friends, Activity Partners, Dating, Serious Relationship (Lili)
Status: Single
Age: 8
Psychadet rank: Psychic Scout
Hometown: Orlando, FL
Psychic Speciality: Telekinetic Canoeing
Interests: Aquapsychic exploration, deep sea telepathy (Yes, i read the brains of fish! Hey, even pond scum has feelings! I've felt them!). Lately I've been getting into plants too, though.
Favorite Music: I can play the accordion. My mom used to make me promise all the time, in a closet.
Favorite Books: Moby Dick
Favorite TV Shows: Gilligan's Island (Mary Ann over Ginger!)
Favorite Movies: The Incredible Mr. Limpet
About Me: My father was in the navy and I didn't really get to see him much except when he was on shore leave. Then his ship sank. I was raised by my mom in a big hotel just for ladies. Lots of other men from the Navy would come by all the time. Mom said they were coming to offer their condolences about dad. I used to go down to the ocean and I thought I could hear my dad calling to me. But now I realize it was fish, thinking. Whoa, I'm really rambling now! Somebody stop me! 
Who I Want to Meet: Lili's parents! (Total J/K Lili! I've already met them! At Parent's Day, remember? Your mom said I could come visit some time!)

What people say about Elton:
Milka, 06/18/2003:
Elton. I'm glad we finally got a chance to talk. Are you feeling what I'm feeling? It's kind of intense. We might have to kiss soon. I mean, kiss again soon. What are you doing right now?
Nils Lutefisk Nils, 05/28/2003:
Hey, go "Fir" it! Ha ha ha! Get it?

But don't say I didn't warn you...

Quentin, 05/28/2003:
slice, this is excellent. i am so stoked for you. i am totally so super inspired now. if you can move on there is hope for all of us.

oh and milka... i uh... well maybe i'll just leave you a testimonial on your own page. okay that would be better huh. okay, super dope then.

Chops Sweetwind Chops, 05/28/2003:
Go Elton! It's your birthday!
J.T. Hoofburger J.T., 05/28/2003:
Giddyup, li'l doggie! Yeeeeeee haw!!!
Milka, 05/28/2003:
Look, Elton. Here's how it is. I had a vision. Remember during dinner the other night when I had that seizure and fell onto the ground and dropped my jello and it got everywhere and I had all those spasms and the coach had to put his riding crop in my mouth so I could bite down on it, but I couldn't bite on it because I was too busy speaking Latin? That was a me having a vision. It was about you.  I realize now that you're the one I'm supposed to be with, not Crispen (like he cares). So anyway, can we talk about this? Meet me after basic braining tomorrow, behind old man Cruller's hut, okay? 
Maloof Canola Maloof, 05/27/2003:
Elton is usually nice, but once I told him I thought Lili was pretty and he got really mad at me. Elton, I will forgive you if you let me have 3 dream fluffs. And for 2 more dream fluffs, I won't tell Lili what you said.
Elka Doom Elka, 05/27/2003:
Nils, I'm sure Elton doesn't need romantic advice from someone as ignorant on the topic as you! If you're doing this to get back at me, leave poor Elton out of it! 

Sorry, Elton. I know you have romantic trouble enough as it is.

Nils Lutefisk Nils, 05/27/2003:
Elton, I have a message for you, friend: Ladies are not worth the trouble. I'm telling you. You need to relax a bit, hang with the bros some more. Bros before ho's, man!
J.T. Hoofburger J.T., 05/26/2003:
I reckon Elton here's been lassoed by a certain pair of black pigtails, and hog-tied by that ol' varmint the French call L'Amour (and I'm not talking Louis L'Amour neither!).   
Chops Sweetwind Chops, 05/26/2003:
Elton, Elton!  

Keeps the ladies Meltin'!.

Milka, 05/25/2003:
Hi, Elton.
Crystal, 05/24/2003:
Yay Elton! :''')!
Clem, 05/24/2003:
And his picture perfect childhood full of love and support! Yeah, Elton!
Crystal, 05/24/2003:
That's true. Let's here it for Elton, and his dominance of the telekinetic canoes!
Clem, 05/24/2003:
Totally. But I guess Elton's pretty stoked.
Crystal, 05/24/2003:
Oh, Clem. You're making me so sad. It's just... so... horrible. All of it. What kind of world is this if it makes a guy like you so sad? How can we go on?
Clem, 05/24/2003:
No, I'm terrible at canoeing. My dad says I'm a total idiot when it comes to canoeing. And most other things. He said he'd rather ride a seal into a pool of sharks than ride in a canoe into a lake with me. Sometimes I wonder if he's right--if I am to stupid for this world.
Crystal, 05/24/2003:
Omg, don't say that Clem. Who cares who's better?
Clem, 05/24/2003:
He's so much better than me!
Crystal, 05/24/2003:
OMFG! Total master!!!!!!!11 He's like Lord God King Canoe Man! Elton rules the lake! :D :D!
Clem, 05/24/2003:
Total omg! Elton is like the MASTER of the telekinetic canoe!
Crystal, 05/24/2003:
Totally! He is totally good at canoeing!
Clem, 05/24/2003:
Omg! Elton is so good at canoeing!
Milka, 05/23/2003:
Hi, Elton.
Dogen, 05/22/2003:
Elton wears a hat like I do. Um, hey, if you take yours off do people ever start screaming?
Chloe, 05/20/2003:
Earth to Elton, Earth to Elton. There's another girl at camp besides you-know-who. Take a look around you once in a while.
Phoebe, 05/19/2003:
Hey don't forget that stuff I was telling you about the other day. I may not be a licensed psychic counselor yet, but I know of which I speak young man.
Quentin, 05/19/2003:
word up my homeslice. that hat is totally ruling. you and I know what it's like to love a woman, broham. I know that if we stick it out, what was meant to be, will be. we are brothers in arms. hopefully soon we will be brothers in the arms of a couple of special ladies if you know what I mean--yeoow!

right on. check your shiznit out later.

Milka, 05/18/2003:
Hi, Elton.
Kitty, 05/17/2003:
Elton, Franke is just kidding. 

But seriously, sweetie--IS our homework done yet? Or was it eaten by that hulking lungfish you're always talking about?


Franke, 05/17/2003:
Yo Swamp Monster. My homework done yet?
Vernon, 05/16/2003:
Elton! That was awesome the other day when you beat Bobby at the telekinetic canoe races! How do you go so fast? Speaking of fast, did you know my dad was a race car driver? He was, kind of. He worked on the pit crew, actually, of one of the top ten race teams in the minor race circuit in the northern part of our state. Actually he worked more on the business side. He was really more on the side of the sponsor of the pit crew. Our sponsor was Tripe Insurance. Actually, my dad ran the shop, the insurance shop, who sponsored the pit crew of the racing team. But he was one of the most successful insurance actuaries in the state. Probably because he could see the future and everything.

Okay gotta go. More stories later. I got a million of 'em! Keep it real!

Blotton Tusk Mikhail, 06/16/2003:
Elton is smallish to medium small. Looks easy to beat. But crazy look in his eye-- may be trouble. I would try to use the element of surprise, maybe TK his hat over his eyes and then roundhouse kick to the shins.