Nils is Your Friend

Nils Lutefisk

Nils's Friends:  (9)


ElkaElka Doom Dogen


J.T.J.T. Hoofburger Quentin

ChopsChops Sweetwind


 Member Since May 2003 Last Login 06/17/2003 
Full Name: Nils Lutefisk
Gender: Male
Interested in
Meeting People for:
Dating, good times (Women)
Status: Single
Age: 9
Psychadet rank: Psychic Scout
Hometown: Long Beach, CA
Interests: ladies
Favorite Music: Al Green; Barry White
Favorite Books: High Fidelity
Favorite TV Shows: The Man Show
Favorite Movies: Girls Gone Wild 3 & 5, and the one with Snoop Dogg
About Me: I love women. Is that a crime? 
Who I Want to Meet: Beautiful ladies of all kinds

What people say about Nils:
Elka Doom Elka, 06/20/2003:
Oh... Nils. Nils...
Elka Doom Elka, 06/19/2003:
I'm so mad at you right now. I'm so glad we broke up. I've written your mother another long letter about it and put it under your pillow. Please make sure she gets it.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/18/2003:
Okay seriously, I'm about to stop if you don't respond.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/17/2003:
Okay, Nils. You said that even though we've broken up you wanted to stay friends. Well friendships take work, and I feel like as far as this one goes, I'm the only one putting any work into it. My therapist says I'm a "pleaser" so it's in my nature, but I honestly don't know how much I can take. If you don't start putting more into this thing, then it's just not going to work. And I'd be extremely sad if we weren't able to salvage at least a friendship out of this.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/16/2003:
Talking to Crystal about you and me, I had a revelation about us and our relationship. Can't wait to tell you about it.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/15/2003:
Nils, last time I talked to your mom she asked me about that coffee cake I made for that one time, so I wrote out the recipe and put it under your pillow. 

While I was there, I couldn't help but notice that it smells like you changed shampoo. I don't know what you're using now, but are you sure it has enough dandruff protection for you?

Elka Doom Elka, 06/14/2003:
Oh, Nils. I AM happy with James, but I'm just so worried about you. Are you ever going to find someone? Are you going to end up lonely? Who's going to take care of you?
Elka Doom Elka, 06/13/2003:
You know, what you said to me today was so rude, I just want to say thank you. Thank you for reminding me why we broke up: because you're a pig.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/12/2003:
Nils, I had a long talk just now with my mother about this and she had this whole theory about why we both push each other away. I'd love to tell you about it. It's pretty interesting.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/11/2003:
Okay, I just have one question. Did I get too close? Was that it? Nils, did I pressure you in some way? Not that I care, but I'd just like to know.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/10/2003:
Ha! What a difference a day makes! I hope you didn't take that last testimonial too seriously, because I was obviously just hallucinating. Or my heart was misdirecting my feelings for James into some screwed up internal mirage of you, or something like that. Well, never you mind about it. That phase has gone, like a 24 flu.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/09/2003:
Oh, Nils. I miss you so much. Can't we just give it another chance? Please. I'll do anything. I'll change. I can change. Anything you want.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/08/2003:
Oh, I just thought of something. James can ride a horse. Isn't that great? I love horses.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/07/2003:
Okay, forget that last testimonial. I was being weak. Totally weak! I don't need Nils! The future is mine to create, and I'm to busy creating one with James to even think about Nils.
Elka Doom Elka, 06/06/2003:
Oh, Nils. What happened between us? I don't understand. I saw the future and we were together. My predictions are never wrong! For a hundred years, my family has seen the future without fail! And yet, somehow it didn't work between us. Why?
Elka Doom Elka, 06/05/2003:
Just popping in to say how great everything is with James. 

It's great!

Elka Doom Elka, 06/04/2003:
Who'd have thought lightning would strike the same girl twice? Well it has. I have found something even more special than what I had with this loser.

My NEW boyfriend is none other than James Theodore Hoofburger. Now HE is a real man, and he knows how to treat a lady.

Sorry Charlie, I mean, Nils!

Elka Doom Elka, 06/03/2003:
Okay NEWS FLASH everybody. I'm know that Nils and I were THE hot and heavy couple last year. But we are OFFICIALLY and PERMANANTLY 

B R O K E N   the F.  U P ! ! !

Yes, I know we seemed perfect for each other. I know you probably thought, "Boy, they're going to be together forever because I'm sure Nils would do anything to keep that girl happy--he's so lucky to have her." But you'd be wrong! Suprise!

Well that's the bad news. The good news is I'm OVER IT. And I'm happy to be single and looking forward to spending a long time by myself, learning who I am again, and just being okay with myself.

P.S. Private message to Nils: "Your loss!"