I’m Ross. A bit shy, a bit outgoing, I’m an aquired taste. Like a fine bottle of target’s boxed wine. I don’t like drinking at all though. I never understood the draw of it.

I have no sense of smell or taste. It kinda sucks. But, now you know something about me.

I feel that humor is one of the greatest things that humanity has ever come up with.

Right up there with pop-tarts. And fart jokes. And kindness. You can never get enough of that.