Ah, Buttersafe. You never disappoint me

This is both hilarious and ridiculously sweet

Scarecrow - 18 April 2012 06:49 PM

I love how every children and family movie coming out today is gone over with a fine tooth comb by moral guardians who lose their minds over the tiniest incidental detail. And they always use the word indoctrinating.

The Muppets: indoctrinating our children to fear success and hate the rich because the villain is an oil baron.

The Lorax: indoctrinating our children into believing that tress are good and we shouldn’t just steam roll right over nature.

Harry Potter: indoctrinating our children into becoming Satanists with the promise of magic powers!

How to Train Your Dragon: indoctrinating our children into trying to understand others.

Who says these things? FOX news?

Katez is one billion years of age.

I have a new avatar. :D
If anyone knows the source, in with that i mean the cartoonist, please feel free to tell me, i would love to have that as a T-Shirt.

Why are there so many god damn gnats in my room?!

Leroy Octopus - 19 April 2012 09:52 AM

Why are there so many god damn gnats in my room?!

They needed a home.

Happy Bicycle Day everyposter.

rage-eating smartfood is not a good idea.
also don’t rage-eat jellybeans, they are meant to be enjoyed.

I can’t really think of anything that is a good food to rage-eat.

Peeps, obviously.

The idea of tearing into an adorable peep when angry appeals to me, but i think the marshmallowyness would soon catch up with me.

I’m trying to think of something reasonably healthy one could rage-eat satisfactorily.

Something with a crunchy exterior and a gooey interior so you can pretend you’re eating little heads.

You may be on to something…hmm…

They have chocolates that are like that, but I can’t think of anything healthy….

maybe grapes would do…those really crisp red ones?

Tiny - 19 April 2012 08:26 PM

maybe grapes would do…those really crisp red ones?

Yeah, those might work.