Lets Eat Unicorns.
Posted: 19 September 2007 08:55 PM
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Yep. It’s my new cult. We go into forests, find unicorns, then kill them. Then eat them. It’s pretty much the awesomest thing ever.
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Posted: 19 September 2007 08:55 PM
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Posted: 19 September 2007 08:56 PM
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Isn’t there some sort of catch to this?
Posted: 19 September 2007 08:57 PM
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Yes. The catch is unicorns don’t exist.
Posted: 19 September 2007 09:05 PM
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They DO.
The only catch is that you will forever be awesome. And haunted by the wails of a beautiful creature in your dreams.
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Posted: 19 September 2007 10:25 PM
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Haunted by the wails of a beautiful creature, eh? This is what came to mind:
Unicorns can wail!
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Posted: 20 September 2007 11:47 AM
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I only eat bacon, thank you.
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Posted: 20 September 2007 12:51 PM
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Bookdust - 20 September 2007 11:55 AM
Eating Mermaids however…
....WHO WANTS SUSHI!?! :3
*slapped*
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Posted: 20 September 2007 05:00 PM
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UNICORN QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS:
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Is he… sweating from his elbows?
Posted: 20 September 2007 05:11 PM
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Nah, it shouldn’t be TOO terribly difficult to breed unicorns. Just find the right gene from Narwhals, and splice it into horses.
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Posted: 20 September 2007 05:33 PM
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There is unicorn bacon, it’s one of my personal favorites.
Here now, all those willing to hunt down unicorns are UNICORN MUNCHERS.
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