Yep. It’s my new cult. We go into forests, find unicorns, then kill them. Then eat them. It’s pretty much the awesomest thing ever.

I want to eat 5.

Isn’t there some sort of catch to this?

Yes.  The catch is unicorns don’t exist.

They DO.

The only catch is that you will forever be awesome. And haunted by the wails of a beautiful creature in your dreams.

Miss_Mayhem - 19 September 2007 08:55 PM

Yep. It’s my new cult. We go into forests, find unicorns, then kill them. Then eat them. It’s pretty much the awesomest thing ever.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

Haunted by the wails of a beautiful creature, eh? This is what came to mind:

Unicorns can wail!

I only eat bacon, thank you.

Mayhem you’re sick! Eating Unicorns is an evil and deprived practice. Eating Mermaids however…

Bookdust - 20 September 2007 11:55 AM

Eating Mermaids however…

....WHO WANTS SUSHI!?! :3

*slapped*

UNICORN QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS:
If I glue and ice cream cone to a pony’s head, does that make it a unicorn?
And is there a such thing as poly-corns? Would that be like gluing 5 ice cream cones to a pony?
If the horn is on its butt is it still a unicorn?
Do unicorns taste like chicken? Magical chicken?

ANSWERS

No.
Maybe.
Yes.
Yes.

Hope that clears things up.

Nah, it shouldn’t be TOO terribly difficult to breed unicorns.  Just find the right gene from Narwhals, and splice it into horses.

Granted, we aren’t QUITE there technologically, but…

Sure the unicorn will look more like a elephant with a horn on its head then a horse but it will be a unicorn. And they’ll work that blubber out later.

There is unicorn bacon, it’s one of my personal favorites.

Here now, all those willing to hunt down unicorns are UNICORN MUNCHERS.

I’m sticking to my guns on the fact that eating Unicorns is ethically wrong.