There really is no way to define Sean Smith. I tried to get the dictionary to accept my definition of myself, but they sent it back and wrote “stupid face” instead.

What’s there to say? I can be very observant, but if something gets in my way of doing something that is considered fun to me, I’ll ignore it. Example: I dont see the warning signs that read Park Closed: Hungry Wild Ass-Bears Seen Mauling Random People. Come On, how many bears actually attack people? 1 out of 50 bagillion! Its not like a bear is going to walk up and OH MY GOD MY FOOT! WHY DID YOU BITE OFF MY FOOT! THATS MY WALKING FOOT! STUPID BEARS!

I’m in a band called Sean Goes Pop! and another band called Dive Bomb Charlie. And its pretty amazing. I play the guitar and sing. No Actaully. I play the Ghandi and swollow swords.