Brutal Legend hath created a KHANNNNN!!! moment

A moment of silence is in order…

Who will be performing the eulogy?

Xbox can not handle the metal!

It is very festive, too bad it’s July.

Brutal Legend is obviously so awesome that the Xbox couldn’t handle the excessive amounts of awesome that it was producing.

totally unrelated: will brutal legend for the PS3 use this new “trophy” thing? ( which is basically a rip off of the achievement point system from the 360 b.t.w.) ‘cause if not it should.

I say you drive up to Microsoft and throw it at Bill Gates and scream about the jolliness it gave your desk.

Then cross the street to Nintendo of America and steal another Wii from them. They’ll never know! Or they’ll just be like “Oh, Tim Schafer! Here! Take this complimentary Wii just for being so awesome!”

So how many of the drinks listed on that cup have you made?

That’s what you get for turning it up to 11.

How certain are you that it wasn’t a plot executed by the scissors?  Or maybe even the sharpie!

Ouch. I’m hoping you don’t use that one for development

The ‘CPU’ couldn’t handle the ‘megabytes’.

Red Ring Of Death Metal!!!

Nooooo!

The glass says ‘jigger.’  Heh heh.  Heh.

Hopefully you got the Best Buy warranty.  Dude. Basically, you walk in there with your dead box, and they say “Go find a new one and bring it back to the counter.”  Doesn’t cost you anything.  In fact, since I got my box prior to the price-drop, I got *paid* $50 to steal a brand new 360!  It’s a weird feeling.  It’s like going to the hospital with your dead grandpa and having them say “Aw, nuts, he died on ya, huh?  Well, here’s fifty bucks.  Go find a new one and bring it back to the counter.”

TIM AND THE QUEST TO ANNOUNCE BRUTAL LEGEND ON THE PC
from the
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE SERIES
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Chapter 1
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God: I think you’ve waited long enough.  It’s time to announce that Brutal Legend will be available on PC.

Tim: No I don’t want to because I’m a poopface.

God: Ok, you know what I don’t want?  I don’t want your X-Box to work anymore.  Things that I want are the things that happen.

Tim: Whoa. Then I guess I have no choice but to-

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If Tim decides to stop being a poopface,
turn to page SEETHING JUBILATION

If Tim refuses to acknowledge a PC version of Brutal Legend,
carefully re-read Chapter 1 and then realize THIS IS NOT AN OPTION BY GOD’S DECREE

What Mike said, except maybe I would have done it a bit more on the passive-aggressive side. Everyone takes double damage from that type of tone.

Third time’s the charm, right?

This only proves that Double Fine is better than Microsoft.

I think I might have possibly heard someone have similar problem with the Xbox360.

Should we be worried that you have a cocktail mixer on your desk?

Actually folks that is a 360 Dev kit. That is not something that you can hop down to best Buy and pick up. They are super expensive and Microsoft will only sell them to serious companies.

Oh man! I can’t wait till Brutal Legend does that to my 360!!!

What you may think is a classic hardware failure is actually SABOTAGE on behalf of the PC and the Wii.

Next thing you know there’ll be a horse’s head on your pillow.

And then… accidents happen.

There I was, thinking that Xbox 360 Development Kits were invincible.

You should have proposed to your wife with a red ring. that would be some funnyness.

I liked how the comments of “ThunderPeel2001” and “Jake of 8bitjoystick.com” ended up after each other so I can pretend they talk to each other. 

Time to switch the development to a PC version! 8)