Ow, my neck hurts.
That’s me talking, not Osama. I actually have a krick in my neck so severe that I can’t turn my head to the right. This always happens. I’m thinking of having my neck removed, I’m so sick of it.
I know it seems like this news page is turning into me just compaining about whatever’s going wrong with my body instead of exciting news about our games. And it is. But that’s just because I don’t have any other big news to share with you right now. We’re still working away on Brütal Legend, in all it’s epic glory. Our publisher is merging with another publisher, so they’re spending a lot of time trying on bridesmaids dresses, picking a caterer, choosing table linens, etc. I was sick for most of GDC, so nothing exciting happened to me there.
They fixed the thermostat in our office. That was pretty cool.
It stopped raining.
I downloaded the Patapon demo. That was awesome.
Hmm.
I guess this is why they say “No news is good news.”
No wait. I can think of something…
A police car drove by me yesterday, with it’s lights and siren on. It was going pretty fast.
Seemed like they had the situation under control, so I didn’t get involved.
Now I kind of wish I had, so I could write about it.
uh…
Holy crap, look at my cat! She’s licking a bag! What’s she doing that for?
Neck’s can be quite troublesome. I think you may be on to something about neck removal. Imagine the wonders that something like a jello mold would provide over a standard pain prone neck.
While I wouldn’t go quite as far as dpasquinelli, I do quite enjoy this most excellent News Page. It’s always nice to see an update.
Oh, and I think the cat is using the bag as a lense through which it can see incredible things.
Also, you have a Youtube account? Dude, you should upload little “Behind the Scenes” clips so everyone can see how crazy/awesome/crazyawesome you guys are :3
You could sneak up on employees with an airhorn and a camera and post the best faces they make. That might last for a few days until everyone got used to it. Then you could try it on the cats.
Be thankful your cat licks plastic bags and doesn’t urinate on them (also walls, parquet floors, the carpet /next to/ the cat litter, video recorders, cat food bowls, rocking horses, kevlar gloves).
