No News is Good News, so What Does That Make This?

Oh man. It’s not working. That last post didn’t help anything. I just need to put another terrible post up to cover up that last post!
This one has to be even worse… hm… let’s see…

Yesterday, I couldn’t find my keys. But then I found them. They had fallen behind the thing.

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11/21/2007 at 01:22 PM

Posted by MajusArts on 11/21 at 02:50 PM

Oh… okay…
Tricky thing, that thing.


Posted by cptalbertwesker on 11/21 at 03:12 PM

^_^ you sound just like me. Most words that come out of my mouth are that thing, and stuff.. thankfully my sister understands me most of the time.


Posted by JP Uppercut on 11/21 at 03:40 PM

We must know more of this thing - 20 questions time!!!

Is it a piece of furniture?


Posted by Kraznor on 11/21 at 03:47 PM

That happened to me once. I thought they were in this one thing, but they were in another one. Glad I found them in time.


Posted by falthorn on 11/21 at 04:02 PM

C’mon Tim, regale us with a story of that one time you and Lemmy got totally wasted in Vegas and met those other rockstars who were totally having a party at that one guys house, and then his mom came home and everyone was soooo busted. But you all learned a valuable life lesson.

And that lesson is: Don’t start your sentences with a conjunction.


Posted by Tikara on 11/21 at 04:47 PM

... did you put your keys in the fridge again?

... also, I don’t think these horrigable news posts are working. They make me feel all happy and such. :3


Posted by geenpool on 11/21 at 05:06 PM

babies like keys...and girls with tattoos.  girls with tattoos holding keys is their favorite.  Just thought you should know.


Posted by Evitron on 11/21 at 09:05 PM

Damn that thing.

It is forever eating our keys, remote controls and final versions of Brutal Legend.


Posted by Bluewolf on 11/21 at 09:21 PM

Indeed, The Thing is a cruel mistress.


Posted by ProggleRock on 11/21 at 10:36 PM

Awesome. I especially liked the part about you losing your keys but later finding out that they had fallen behind the thing.


Posted by Nirklas on 11/22 at 04:04 AM

Hmmm… nope, I’d have to say the post with the cat was worse.


Posted by Player No. 13 on 11/22 at 05:07 AM

Don’t worry, your cat is probably sitting on your keys.

Cat: *plotting sinisterly to itself* I am the keymaster!

You: Were are my keys? I think they fell behind that thing..

Cat: *innocently* Meow.

You: Nice cat. Have you seen my keys?

Cat: Your keys are belong to me!!

You: Oh, snap. I’ve been cat-pwned.

Btw, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.


Posted by Sean Goes Pop! on 11/22 at 12:04 PM

This reminds me of the time I lost that one thing, and I looked all over for it, and then I found it inside that one thing that I lost yesterday. Thank God I found it or else I wouldnt be able to type this write now… seeing I’d still be looking for my thing…


Posted by Cmotors on 11/22 at 06:25 PM

What he didn’t tell us is that he left them behind the thing.. that should not be.  Surely Tim, in madness you dwell.


Posted by Evitron on 11/23 at 11:13 AM

You’re just now figuring this out, Cmotors?


Posted by Cmotors on 11/26 at 10:50 AM

Naw, just stating the obvious. He’s so far out of the ‘box’, they call it the 4th dimension smile


Posted by Mr. Dog on 11/26 at 02:55 PM

More posts about mouse poo and Animal Crossing, plz


Posted by Apple Pop on 11/26 at 07:37 PM

Those accursed things. Always, ALWAYS takin’ keys. Maybe you can bribe the thing to give the keys back.


Posted by InvaderBlack on 11/26 at 08:29 PM

So anyone think this is a hint to something that may or may not be relevant and or important in the highly anticipated and or looked forward to Brutal Legend? ‘Cause I think it is. Could just be me though. Maybe. Or maybe not. (But I’m pretty sure it is.)


Posted by A Schafer created character name on 11/27 at 03:24 PM

I just bought an iphone because I read on some message board that you can watch the Brutal Legend teaser trailer on it.


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