Okay, I’m back!

Holy nuts. I am back. In America. Sweet, nutritious America.

Here’s what I did. I went to Germany and gave a speech which, as you can tell, was about Ho-hos. Then I saw this amazing performance of the FILMharmonic Orchestra Prague, where they played music from video games, including Peter McConnell’s overture from Day of the Tentacle. The usher told us we couldn’t take pictures, but I snuck this one anyway because as far as I know his German laws did not apply to me:

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Don’t tell anyone, but I also captured a secret bootleg video from that same, belly-button level. I’d feel weird posting it though, because the people who put on the show were so nice to give me free tickets, how can I betray them by making a Rerun-at-the-Doobie-Brothers-style bootleg? Just be happy knowing that I have it preserved for the ages, and that I’m enjoying it right now, on my personal computer, and I am pleased enough for both of us.

So, guess who I saw there? I ran into not one, but TWO past stars of the Double Fine Action News. First I saw Silke, who I didn’t recognize at first because she was not wearing her everyday clothes. She was dressed up for the symphony, and surrounded by three body guards. That’s just the kind of precaution you have to take when you suddenly find yourself world famous due to the DFAN.

Running into Silke was a crazy coincidence, but it made sense, what with me being in her home country and all. (Germany! Pay attention.) But then I run into this guy! It’s famed Italian, Giuseppe Puglisi! In the flesh. What the heck? I don’t know! But it happened. Don’t ask me how. I just know that the stars were aligned on that magical evening, by the power of music. We were all drawn to it, like moths to a flame. But the flame did not burn us; it only warmed the cockles of our earhearts.

Excuse me? You don’t believe my story of random German-Italian encounters? Surely it is too far-fetched, too unlikely a story to believe that I would—so far away from my own home—run into two people who do not know each other and have no connection except that they both love Psychonauts and they both appeared on this illustrious news page? Well, here are two thousand words that might change your mind:

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(Yes, I was trying to look like Steve Jobs that night.)


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We have the nicest fans in the world. So nice! Look at them there, laughing it up in the Gewandhaus. As the Frank Sinatra song goes, Leipzig, you are my lady. I will see you tonight, in my dreams.

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08/30/2007 at 04:49 PM

Posted by Jacob Maxwell Denker on 08/30 at 08:26 PM

I envy you gouty. U rock hard eggs on a midnight sky.... thats right


Posted by Player No. 13 on 08/30 at 09:00 PM

Welcome back Tim! It looks like it was good times man.

It’s good to see loyal fans isn’t it? Speaking of loyal fans, there are many of us on your forums right now!! cool grin


Posted by Bluewolf on 08/30 at 09:33 PM

Don’t you just want to bless every single one of our little Psychonauts-filled hearts, Tim?

Silke looks quite lovely, despite the lack of her Spieleinkaufenkostüm. Also, It’s nice to see that Giuseppe hasn’t bowed to peer pressure and grown some hair.

He did, however, put on a tie.

... And you didn’t!?


Posted by InvaderBlack on 08/30 at 10:38 PM

This new website is so amazing it was able to move the stars and infuse said evening with magic. Also, The website is so hot, it actually lit the lighter you were holding, and be the flame you were all drawn like moths to.


Posted by Hermit on 08/31 at 01:26 AM

Yep. I’m fairly certain this new website is building up awesome at such a dangerous rate that it’s beginning to alter the very fabric of reality.


Posted by Viewtiful_Ben on 08/31 at 01:30 AM

Groovalicious!


Posted by DasJan on 08/31 at 05:42 AM

ZOMG! It’s Silke! Oh man, I wish I was beautiful, then I would have dressed up in a Dirndl to show the Psychonauts box!


Posted by Vabor on 08/31 at 10:21 AM

*sigh* i want to be in Germany meeting random German and Italian folk…


Posted by Apple Pop on 08/31 at 11:39 AM

Hooray! Tim’s back!

That wall IS having a party!


Posted by Kitty on 08/31 at 12:58 PM

Welcome back to the good ol US of A, Tim!


Posted by Curlan on 08/31 at 02:06 PM

I like that curly piece of hair that hangs down on your forehead.


Posted by FlaMäxil on 08/31 at 05:53 PM

Actually, no, you can’t take pictures or videos of the orchestra. Posting them on the net is even worse.

I am going to report you and the law guys will be at Double-Fine in some hours.

But… I could keep my mouth shut, if you just send me some info about the new game. You have my e-mail, let’s deal with that like men.

Capiche?


Posted by Sean Smith on 08/31 at 08:54 PM

The series of events that brought all of these famed Germans and Italians can only be explained by magic. Or possibly miscommunication. Seeing that German laws dont apply to Tim, I believe German grammer doesnt apply to Tim. Once you started your speech about “ho-hos” with the opening statement of “Hi, I’m Tim...” All of the strict Germans who cant understand a lick of English (Dur… You mean those guys in that Albert Brooks movie?) as the following german statement. “If your name is Giuseppe, the gods are calling you to rock with the man with the plan at the FILMharmonic Orchestra Prague, while posing for pictures (for Time magazine) and standing next to a bunch of angels… uh… make that nude angels, and party the night away!"… well obviously, Giuseppe caught that hint and showed up, and well… everything seemed to be fine, but I can also see a hint of sadness in the eyes of the peoples in these photos. Their eyes scream… “Wait… I thought their would be ho-hos at this party.... isnt that what Tim was talking about in his speech in the first place?”


Posted by Sam Pagan on 08/31 at 11:27 PM

Aye, with boobs no less!


Posted by Joe on 09/01 at 04:15 AM

Yeah it surely was a Magical evening, so many emotions! It was so great to meet you in person, Tim. A dream that comes true, thanks for your kindness, I’ll never forget that night!!

Giuseppe Puglisi


Posted by Saoirse on 09/01 at 02:15 PM

You have great hair, Kid.

Yes, I can call you kid, dispite the fact you’re older than me and I’m English.


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