Time to get our yer lucky votin’ finger!

This time of year I often find myself asking the same question: What, exactly, is this “March Madness” and why should I care? I think--but I’m not sure--that it either has something to do with car dealers and their special sales, or else it has something to do with the world of . (I have to paste that little logo in there because bore me sooooo much that just typing the word puts me to sleep almost instantly. I usually can’t get past the “o” before I pass out and start drooling on my keyboard. My apologies to everybody else out there who loves Spoasdddddddf .xc ,v,/a/a

Oh geeze. Where was I? Anyway, this year is different. This year I think I have found out the truth. “March Madness” is about video game developers! Yay! What a coincidence that it turns out to be so super relevant to me and my interests!

I’m getting my information on this from The Escapist. It seems like they are in charge of March Madness this year (they’re calling it “March Mayhem,” though, probably out of respect for the mentally ill) and they are hosting its traditional ”Developers’ Showdown.” Guess who’s in the top 64? Us!

Our first battle is against Sega. You can vote over in the East Bracket. Maybe there was no room in the West Bracket, or maybe they aren’t sure where San Francisco is, or maybe The Escapist is based in Hawaii, which would place us to the east of them. Anyway, I’m not sure when voting opens up, but I think it’s soon, and when it does you should go vote for us. I mean to say that I, most humbly, request that you proceed at your leisure, to the Escapist, PLEASE, and aid us in our efforts to claw our way to the top of this bucket of crabs that we call the game development community. (Just kidding about the crabs! I love crabs!)

In order to vote, you have to register on their forums. So that’s the catch. But its an easy catch. A really easy catch, just like that guy made the other day, in that event, against that other team! Man, was that other team disappointed. But not as disappointed as Double Fine is going to be if we don’t win the March Mayhem: Developer’s Showdown!!!!

Vote! Vote! Vote!

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EXCITING UPDATE!

Voting is now open! You can now go here and vote for Double Fine! And then go here and talk about how you voted for Double Fine. And then go here and ride to the top of the Matterhorn and put both hands in the air and scream, “DOUBLE FINE!”

03/20/2008 at 02:28 PM

Posted by FlaMäxil on 03/20 at 06:32 PM

I’m gonna vote for Sega. Actually, I’m already registering in the forums and preparing my votes. I’m also going to tell all my friends to vote for Sega. And all my family. And everyone else I know. And the 600 guys I speak to through MSN.

Man, I hope Sega wins.

Oh, and for Tim: SPORTS! SPORTS!


Posted by Cyclone of Mystery on 03/21 at 12:11 AM

And here I was wondering why all the KU people around town were going nuts. Totally forgot about March Madness.

Disregard the strangely malignant being above me, Tim. I’ll head over and vote for you guys.


Posted by Will on 03/21 at 10:19 AM

What an awesome idea!

Looking at it, you guys are going to walk to round three, but beating Bungee is going to be.... tricky.

Then, if you do manage that, it looks like you’re going to be up against Valve. I wouldn’t start preparing your acceptance speech just yet Tim, but considering that you’re currently walking over Sega, I think there is cause for rejoicing and merriment.

Especially given that technically, you are doing it on the back of one game. Now that’s fan loyalty. Or one awesome game. Or both.


Posted by cubism on 03/21 at 01:14 PM

I voted for you because you are my hero Tim. How can I be like you? I must know the secrets to your godly powers.


Posted by SINISTERSOUP on 03/21 at 02:16 PM

SPORTS
YELLOW BALL
ICED CANES
DIAMOND BAGS
FLIGHT WHEEL
SAND SPHERE
CURVING POLES
NO-TOUCH BALL
FELTED HOLES
HELMET TOUCH


Posted by Apple Pop on 03/21 at 06:54 PM

Just imagine if it was Double Fine vs. SPORTS! what kind of madness would go down then?


Posted by Heart-Shaped Noise on 03/22 at 05:02 AM

SINISTERSOUP:  Awesome comment!  Great Job!


Posted by Mr Bun on 03/22 at 11:05 AM

Well, now that I have voted. I’m goin to Disneyland!


Posted by Tim Schafer on 03/22 at 08:24 PM

FlaMäxil: Welcome to the Crush List, enemy!
Tiffüts: Secrets are 1) keep your dental floss in the shower 2) slice your bagels before freezing them 3) Lift with your knees, not your back.
SINISTERSOUP: I don’t know what those words mean.
Apple Pop: Spo… they would win, because they have all the jocks on their team.


Posted by Evitron on 03/22 at 08:37 PM

It’s nice to know I’m not the only human on Earth who is intensely bored by those games which entail physical prowess.


Posted by GloKidd on 03/23 at 09:25 AM

Personally I have always felt that sports as a concept was crated by those in power to distract “alpha’s” from the issues that make organized government suck so they dont start kicking some @$$ and changing things.

Then again that does also mean that they are too busy playing football to spend time stuffing people into lockers so i guess thats a good thing…


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