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title: "Goodbye cruel, holey, flammable, boring world!"
date: 2008-01-10T20:04:00-08:00
author: Tim Schafer
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# Goodbye cruel, holey, flammable, boring world!

January 10th 2008

![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_4.jpg)![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_2.jpg)![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_1.jpg)Hey.![An image from the Double Fine archive.](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_1.jpg)Why you... uh... killing yourself?![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_1.jpg)Well, I wrote a love letter to this girl I like at school, but when I took it to her she said I should drop dead because I had a hole in my jeans, and the shirt I had on was so smelly I should burn it, and that even my stationery was boring.![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_1.jpg) Ouch. Man. Yeah. That doesn't leave you too many options, does it?![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_1.jpg) Nope.![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_1.jpg) Well, I'd better leave you alone then. I have to go order some stuff online now anyway.![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_1.jpg)Double Fine just added three new items to their company store: A patch, a lighter, and some awesome note cards.![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_1.jpg) Are you sh###ing me?![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_1.jpg)Nope.![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_3.jpg)Anyhew, check your sh## out later.![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_4.jpg) Alright. Cool.![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_4.jpg)Dang, those sound like cool new items in the Double Fine store.![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_4.jpg)![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_4.jpg)Hey, wait a second!![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_4.jpg)Nah.![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_4.jpg)![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_4.jpg)But, I wonder if...![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_4.jpg)Nahhhhhh!![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_4.jpg)Still, maybe if I just tried it...![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_6.jpg)![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/comic_5.jpg)Thank you, new Double Fine Patch, Lighter, and Notecards!!![![](//shop.doublefine.com/ProductImages/2muchmetalpatchsmall.jpg)](http://shop.doublefine.com/)You're welcome.[![](//shop.doublefine.com/ProductImages/zippossmall.jpg)](http://shop.doublefine.com/)You're welcome.[![](//shop.doublefine.com/ProductImages/brutalnotecardsmall.jpg)](http://shop.doublefine.com/)You're welcome.