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title: "I hope there’s a reward!"
date: 2008-07-11T14:49:00-07:00
author: Tim Schafer
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# I hope there’s a reward!

July 11th 2008

Anybody out there missing a weevil? One that looks something like this cute little guy?

![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/weevil.jpg)I have good news and bad news for you.

The good news is I found your weevil!   
No more wondering where he got off to this time! That curious little ragamuffin. Always running off and getting himself into a jimmy jam! That darn weevil.

The bad news is I boiled him alive. At least I think he was alive at the time. He might have slowly suffocated weeks ago in the package. Either way, he’s definitely boiled now, and in a plastic baggie. I didn’t do it on purpose. I was just trying to prepare some delicious (looking) Kashi Instant Oatmeal this morning.

![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/kashi.png)And when I poured in the boiling water, your little buddy floated to the top.   
I thought at first, “My my. Is that… a rat turd?”   
Can you imagine? That would have been gross.   
I was so relieved to see that the little turd-like thing had tiny little, lifeless legs sticking out of it. And a mischievous look on its scalded face.   
“More for your Heart,” indeed!  
Oh, why didn’t I look more closely at that label?

![](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/more_weevils.jpg)

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