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title: LIKE COMING HOME TO FIND THE TURKEY IN THE CRIB AND THE BABY IN THE OVEN.
date: 2004-03-28T12:29:00-08:00
author: Tim Schafer
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# LIKE COMING HOME TO FIND THE TURKEY IN THE CRIB AND THE BABY IN THE OVEN.

March 28th 2004

Okay, I’m back, and for some reason that is **Scott Campbell**’s fault, there is only ONE action comic waiting here for me to post. I don’t want to point any fingers at **Scott Campbell**. But let’s just say that he, **Scott Campbell**, is at fault.

I’ll put up what I got, and that would be #20. As for the spots where 21 and 22 should go DON’T WORRY. I’m going to break the class and take out the *emergency art* I have waiting for just this possibility. I happen to have some back up [UNICORN ART](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/unicorns.jpg "UNICORN ART") by office manager Kelli. Since we all know that is where Scott steals most of his ideas, why not go directly to the source this time?

And to substitute for #22… well… here, let’s just put up an [ugly picture of Scott](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/scott.jpg "Ugly picture of Scott").

Man, that is one ugly bastard.

Such an ug. WOOF! Poor guy. No wonder he draws. If I looked like that, I’d dream of living in a fantasy world of my own creation too. One where being ugly was normal, or even valued. Like Portland.

One thing that is not ugly, however, is anybody wearing a Full Throttle T-shirt. Check out this [handsome devil](//assets.doublefine.com/archive/images/marekNremio.jpg "Handsome devil") I saw walking the streets of San Jose last week. That guy on the left is none other than Marek Bronstring from [Adventure Gamers](http://www.adventuregamers.com/ "Adventure Gamers"), who showed up just in time to take that picture, and then help me wrestle the guy in the middle to the ground and take his t-shirt. The poor chap tried to tell us that he was the famous Chris Remo, but if that were true, I’m sure Marek would have said something. (Something other than what he did say, I mean, which was, “I hate you! I hate you Chris Remo! Now give me this shirt so I can sell it on ebay to get money to buy drugs. I love drugs and adventure games and drugs!”) Marek has a weird sense of humor, but the dude can *wrestle*. And man, does he love drugs!

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