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title: MANDATORY READING.
date: 2005-03-15T11:20:00-08:00
author: Tim Schafer
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# MANDATORY READING.

March 15th 2005

Did you read [this](http://www.gameinformer.com/News/Story/200503/N05.0307.1721.25955.htm "This")?  
How about [this](http://previews.teamxbox.com/xbox/957/Psychonauts/p1/ "This")?  
And what about [this](http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0140444173/ref=sib_dp_pt/104-0615682-6048745#reader-link "This")?   
I hear that is very good, but I can’t seem to find the time.

In other Psychonauts news, I went to my new dentist today, and it turns out he’s bald. Not on the sides, but mostly on top. And as I sat in that chair with a little paper bib on, mouth stretched wide open, watching his masked face lean over me, scraping my teeth with his metal scrapers, I realized how good a thing this is, the baldness. From now on, I will only go to bald dentists. Why? I will hide the answer in this box, because it is gross. But also true. Look in here only if you want the gross truth:

If your dentist is bald, you don’t have to worry about his dandruff falling in your mouth.

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