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title: "OH, WAIT!"
date: 2003-09-09T19:08:00-07:00
author: Tim Schafer
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# OH, WAIT!

September 9th 2003

Hang on. Not to worry. I found some leftover basmati rice from last night’s Indian food in the fridge. At least I hope it was last night… Anyway, there’s that, and some (unrelated) blue bread. I’m not sure who’s bread this is, but I’m going to eat it. It’s blue, but I think it’s *supposed* to be blue. **You can eat stuff if it’s supposed to be blue.** In general.

And if this was your blue bread and you were saving it to make a blue pb&j tomorrow or blue French toast, then, well, I’m sorry. I ate it. It’s gone. You have to let it go, and not get too mad, and here’s why: The reason I’m working late tonight is that I’m writing performance reviews. I might be writing yours. So just keep your mouth shut, and you’ll get a “4” in at least one category: “Employee provides me with food and doesn’t make a big, whiny deal about it.”

“Goals for next three months: More bread. Next six months: Butter.”