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title: WHAT KIND OF PROGRAMMER WORKS AT DOUBLE FINE?
date: 2007-03-29T19:09:00-07:00
author: Tim Schafer
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# WHAT KIND OF PROGRAMMER WORKS AT DOUBLE FINE?

March 29th 2007

Double Fine programmers  
Are hard as nails.  
They sleep in open graves  
And sh\*t in pails.

Spawn of Satan, breast fed  
By Frankenstein.  
Brush their teeth with chainsaws  
And turpentine.

Above the law and  
Indestructible,  
When they make love it’s  
Tax deductible.

They code in hail storms, they  
Code in the yard.  
They code in Fortran just  
To make it hard.

And now they want to get  
Some new best friends  
And on the choice they make  
Your life depends

So quit your job and put  
Aside your fears.  
Jobs like this come up  
Every billion years.

We need some programmers.  
We don’t need fools.  
We need one in [Graphics](https://www.doublefine.com/jobs "Graphics"),  
and one in [Tools](https://www.doublefine.com/jobs "Tools").

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