Acefox :
"what a bunch of jerk doors!"

Dr.ROBOTUSSIN:
"It's the tubes I say!"

Poppity:
"Now what happens after an apocalypse? How are all the sub-humanoids going to get out of the subways? Used to be they could crawl out under the rollbars...."

Diana:
"About as annoying as the Grand Marquis door head whomp I executed on Thursday. A True Winner like me does it getting out of the car at the FIRST winery of a wine-tasting trip. I guess that's so everyone staring at the hugs bag of ice on my head thinks I've drunk too much."

Katez:
"@poppity: they can simply vault over the doors, parkour-style! (It's easier than it looks.)"

kentdoggydog:
"I've just realized that your strip is basically a version of Cathy, except actually funny. Sorry..."