News Threat Level Update: HAUNTED SANDALWOOD!!

Dang, just when I thought it was safe to waste some time, HAUNTED SANDALWOOD sneaks up from behind and goes “Boo!” in a vaguely-brown sort of way.

Frightening! But I can’t help it. My bunions are telling me there will be some sort of news this month and I have to listen. (You try to go back to sleep when your bunions are whispering in that creepy voice. It’s not easy.)

What’s that? How could we skip Charred Topaz and Metallic Chartreuse? You got whiplash? You’re not comfortable moving this fast? Well, it’s not called the “News Comfort Level,” is it?

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12/02/2008 at 11:50 AM

Posted by Captain Doppler on 12/02 at 11:59 AM

Haunted Sandalwood is the one that means that there’ll be news on December 14th, right?


Posted by Tikara on 12/02 at 12:53 PM

Haunted Sandalwood: Omg I think there may be some news this month.

Also, oh wow two news updates in a row. Is this going to be some sort of news advent calender?!


Posted by Chewy on 12/02 at 01:14 PM

Beware, all!

I sense there may be a Skinned Teal in our future!


Posted by Razputin on 12/02 at 02:15 PM

well awesome! :D


Posted by Aridi on 12/02 at 02:32 PM

JACK BLACK TO HOST SPIKE TV’S 2008 “VIDEO GAME AWARDS”

6th Annual Celebration To Include Mind-Blowing World Premieres Of God Of War III, Brütal Legend, Fight Night Round 4…..blahblahblah, none of these other games matter.

Is this going to be gameplay footage or no?  I don’t care either way; I’m just happy to see the game seeing some light.  Keep up the good work and I’ll be tuning in to see it.


Posted by Alvaro on 12/02 at 02:32 PM

wow!... maybe some…
SUPER DUPER WORLD EXCLUSIVE BRUTAL LEGEND GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE coming on the VGA awards?


Posted by Paroxysm on 12/02 at 02:38 PM

This has made Sandalwood 63 time more exciting than it has ever been previously in history.


Posted by MarioColbert on 12/02 at 03:10 PM

I love you guys.

Seriously, Double Fine. I love you so much.


Posted by Kroms on 12/02 at 04:48 PM

My bunions aren’t very nice. They always tell me to kill, kill, kill, so I don’t listen to them that much. (I burn, burn, burn.)


Posted by kpong on 12/02 at 06:13 PM

I don’t know where i am or what is going on—but i’m excited.


Posted by Mr Bun on 12/02 at 10:11 PM

Just one question. What exactly are bunions?


Posted by Hot Yams! on 12/02 at 10:50 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunion

enjoy


Posted by Hot Yams! on 12/02 at 10:51 PM

It’s from where sandalwoods that are too small and they haunt you for a long time.


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