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The Excellent Baby Girl Schafer, 7lbs 10oz. Why do people want to hear a baby’s weight? All you need to know is that she is CUTE.
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05/21/2008 at 03:49 PM
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| Posted by DarthAve on 05/21 at 05:46 PM Congrads! She’s sooo adorable.
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| Posted by Andrej on 05/21 at 05:54 PM Whenever I see a Chipolte Burrito I think “that’s about the same size/appearance as a wrapped up infant”.
I can now confirm that it also works the other way around.
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| Posted by lejwocky on 05/21 at 05:55 PM Congratulations, but I never would have guessed that cute infants like to poop black tar.
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| Posted by Sam on 05/21 at 05:57 PM Oh, holy cow! HOLY INFO COW! She’s really so not hideous. She’s so un-ugly. And she’s mysteriously wrapped in a safe baby blanket.
Congratulations Schafer Dad!
What’s her name?
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| Posted by More Grease on 05/21 at 06:19 PM Congratulations, Señor Schafer!
Andrej, I will never forgive you for making me want to eat Tim’s baby.
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| Posted by tomservojr on 05/21 at 07:16 PM Congratulations, Tim - that’s fantastic news!
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| Posted by Paroxysm on 05/21 at 07:34 PM I see you went with just the one head? Yeah… I guess that’s an alright choice…
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| Posted by Thater on 05/21 at 07:43 PM Hooray!
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| Posted by Goldwolf on 05/21 at 07:44 PM Congratulations are in order!
She’s beautiful!
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| Posted by Chief Wakamakamu on 05/21 at 07:45 PM YAAAAAAAAAAAY BABY
You should name it Lemonjello
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| Posted by Molbork on 05/21 at 07:49 PM only one head?
still cute tho.
grats!
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| Posted by Evitron on 05/21 at 08:07 PM Ah, so that is why we have not been getting Brutal Legend updates. Tim has been busy making sure he had a tiny, personal Brutal Legend.
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| Posted by Headroom on 05/21 at 08:21 PM Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Tim Schafer on the beautiful baby girl!
Does that say “Mary Isabel” on her tag? My daughter’s name is Isabel Marie, that’s why I’m asking. Cool coincidence if so.
Again, congrats!
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| Posted by Oddissi on 05/21 at 08:25 PM Oh my goodness! She’s sooooo cute! Congratulations, Tim! The next generation of Excellence!
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| Posted by Aridi on 05/21 at 08:29 PM Congratulations, Tim.
And I see someone read their Freakonomics in here!
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| Posted by Jeffool on 05/21 at 09:11 PM Congratulations on being the proud owner of 7lbs 10oz. of cuteness! (Like in fishing, weighing determines who ‘wins’. ... Is 7.625 good for a “Schafer?")
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| Posted by Nappi on 05/21 at 09:33 PM Congratulations Mr and Mrs Schafer!
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| Posted by Hermit Crab on 05/21 at 11:02 PM Congratulations ! :D
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| Posted by GrimCalavera on 05/22 at 12:11 AM TIM! I’m so surprised! Does this mean you will be removing violence from your games from now on? I suppose you could revert to a land-of-the-dead style “sprouting” when people die in Brutal Legend.. I’m just not sure the effect would be the same.
Regardless, CONGRATULATIONS! I didn’t even know you were pregnant!
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| Posted by english thorn on 05/22 at 02:55 AM YAY! Congratulations!
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| Posted by Ulognep on 05/22 at 02:58 AM Aw, she’s beautiful! Many congratulations. Enjoy dealing with the excellent black tar while it still smells like freshly baked cinnamon buns. It only goes downhill from there.
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| Posted by Jake on 05/22 at 03:02 AM Congrats!
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| Posted by SlimG on 05/22 at 05:19 AM Congratulations on your little Shafer!
Ps: She looks unlevitating, You should ask Scott about that.
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| Posted by Will on 05/22 at 06:16 AM Was starting to get depressed about the lack of info/updates, but I guess we can forgive you in light of this!
Massive congratulations to you and the Mrs.
Enjoy the new baby Schafer and I look forward to next seeing her in her cameo in Brutal Legend.
(which incidentally I hope she won’t be old enough to play until 2026)
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| Posted by Xbob42 on 05/22 at 07:18 AM One head, clearly not yellow -and- adorable?
Clearly, you’re not the biological father, but congratulations!
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| Posted by Ludwig on 05/22 at 07:49 AM Congratulations! That baby is truly excellent.
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| Posted by dpasquinelli on 05/22 at 07:58 AM what a sweet little baby loaf. congrats.
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| Posted by Tinus on 05/22 at 08:15 AM Congratulations!
I expect pictures of baby Schafer in Mr. Pokeylopes gear soon.
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| Posted by Esch on 05/22 at 09:06 AM I guess now would be a good time to ask… where DO babies come from?
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| Posted by Kroms on 05/22 at 09:07 AM She’s absolutely beautiful Tim. Congratulations.
Ah, gotta love this blog. We’ve gone from rats, to Psychoanuts updates that had nothing to do with Psychonauts to a beautiful baby Schafer.
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| Posted by neon on 05/22 at 09:36 AM What a beautiful baby. Congratulations Tim!
When are they going to be up on the Double Fine Store?
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| Posted by Breakman on 05/22 at 10:17 AM Not to question your brilliance, but don’t you think “The Excellent Baby Girl Schafer” is a tad bit long on a birth certificate? How about settling with a name like “Lili” instead? XP
Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Schafer! She looks adorable! May she always be in good health. ^_^
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| Posted by GoombaKiller on 05/22 at 10:49 AM Hello Excellent Baby Girl Schafer! Welcome to Earth! Your daddy is idolized and adored by many many people who love his work!
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| Posted by Pixelton on 05/22 at 11:33 AM Awww. Awwwwwww. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. [Head explodes from all of the happy] :D
Congrats Mr and Mrs Schafer!
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| Posted by masquerade on 05/22 at 11:45 AM Congratulations on bringing an adorable being into the world. Interesting to note: only lucky children are visited by the multi-coloured night-Gnomes, you must be proud.
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| Posted by Rabid Mammal Wax on 05/22 at 11:58 AM I dunno, Tim, can you really make anything that tops Psychonauts? But seriously, congrats!
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| Posted by squaresic on 05/22 at 12:03 PM She’s no Grim Fandango but I suppose she’ll do.
Congrats. :]
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| Posted by Lena_P on 05/22 at 01:13 PM I always knew you did good work, but you’ve really topped yourself with this one. Of course, you did have a lot help. My best wishes to you and her mother, and I hope Mom and baby are both doing great. (And the weight thing? It’s a badge of honor. Your wife could probably explain it better than I ever could.)
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| Posted by Sean Goes Pop! on 05/22 at 01:18 PM YAY! Baby time for Tim! congrats! I like how 42 people comment about your baby in a day. Tis a story you can tell her in the future. About the 42 random strangers who looked at her baby pictures. Don’t tell her future boyfriend this story tho. It prolly would be embarrassing.
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| Posted by SINISTERSOUP on 05/22 at 01:57 PM My first born child’s name will be “Beardo Mindmelter Zanzibarnius” regardless of gender.
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| Posted by 1wingangel on 05/22 at 03:32 PM AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BABY.
You need to give us an update when you name her, I’d love to know! But WOW, Tim, that’s fantastic. I’m so happy right now! She’s so beautiful. Congratulations.
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| Posted by Abelo on 05/22 at 04:27 PM Yay congratulations! She’s sooooooooo adorable!
Now, I must ask you one thing Tim. Seriously. Many creative minds change the day their first child is born. Ther mood kinda sweetens and they start giving up all their “yobbish” previous work and kinda begin to do lame educational stuff, to build a better world for their children. Just think in Kevin Smith’s Jersey Girl and you’ll get my point.
Please, never fall into that Tim. You’re different. The world your little girl will live in will suck anyways, but everyone will enjoy it more with your irreverent games.
Anyway, your life has really changed today. My best regards ;D
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| Posted by PowerBallad on 05/22 at 05:34 PM congrats dude ^_^
she is VERY adorable (and i don’t say that about every baby ;p)
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| Posted by Tikara on 05/22 at 05:54 PM oh my god
just.. oh my god
this was a gigantic shock holy moley.
dude. congrads Tim. Congradu-freaking-lations. Wow. just wow~ <3
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| Posted by Mr Bun on 05/22 at 06:50 PM Congratulations Tim! She is gorgeous. And things have changed my friend, you will never be the same again now that you have a little girl to take care of…
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| Posted by Turkish Massage Owl on 05/22 at 08:43 PM Aww! How cute! Congratulations!
I was half expecting that your kid would have your face superimposed onto it! I kid, I kid!
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| Posted by The Tingler on 05/22 at 11:53 PM Congratulations from England!
Looks like some imp’s been walking all over her though, you should be careful, she’s only small!
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| Posted by logicalnoise on 05/23 at 08:27 AM congrats tim, My only worry is that her crib and herself seemed to have been stepped on numerous times by many small feet. I’d consult the nurse next time you see her.
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| Posted by Hale2000 on 05/23 at 12:32 PM AWwhhh! Adorable! She looks just like… the mailman? Hey!
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| Posted by DLK1 on 05/23 at 03:07 PM Congratulations, Tim. She is indeed cute. If this is your first, you are in for quite a ride.
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| Posted by Curlan on 05/23 at 03:08 PM God, I wish I wasn’t barren.
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| Posted by DinkyTiny on 05/23 at 05:56 PM Congrats on having one of the luckiest lil’ girls on the planet. Kids are great and they grow up fast. Take PLENTY of pics and keep us post ^.~
My best wishes to your family and thanks for sharing the joy!
~DT
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| Posted by Mithras on 05/23 at 10:35 PM Congratulations!
Do you think she could learn to use the litter robot? (’Might help with the black tar.)
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| Posted by Subzeroace on 05/23 at 10:56 PM Awww!~ Welcome to the world The Excellent Baby Girl Schafer! Congrats Tim!
If you have one of those knitted 2HB plushie you guys were kinda selling way back laying around you should give her one X3
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| Posted by PunkassFender on 05/24 at 12:36 AM Nicely photoshopped, almost believed you actually had a goodlooking daughter!
cg Tim!
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| Posted by Insomnia on 05/24 at 09:37 AM Congrats Tim!
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| Posted by Conrad on 05/24 at 11:49 AM Oh wow, congratulations!!
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| Posted by dangeROSS on 05/24 at 06:50 PM Congratulations! Will you be sending her away to a Psychic summer camp in the future?
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| Posted by Laughing Wolf on 05/26 at 04:26 PM I think your obscenely adorabible baby has given me diabetes, Daddy Schafer. My system was not created to handle this quantity of PURE SWEETNESS.
Good luck with the black tar. I hope you know I am expecting pictures with a second, yellow head taped to her shoulder and an orange, striped babysuit. (:
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| Posted by spalt on 05/27 at 04:06 PM Mazel Tov Senor Shafer!
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| Posted by Wiggy on 05/28 at 04:00 AM Congratulations on the Most Adorable Baby Schafer!
I must ask though; why have you allowed babies to foot-paint over your daughter and her blanket?
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| Posted by LusikkaMage on 05/31 at 10:51 AM Super-mega-congratulations, Mr. Schafer!
The name looks like “Mary Rachael” to me. Which would sort of make sense, since the mother’s name is Rachael.
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| Posted by Aphrodine on 06/29 at 10:01 AM It’s so cute! I mean, for a one-headed baby, of course.
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