This thing happened over at Joystiq

The other day, I was looking at my Scott Adams Gold Box Set and getting all nostalgic. (I’m talking about the Scott Adams who made Voodoo Castle, Mystery Fun House, Ghost Town, and Savage Island, not the guy who does Dilbert.) Man, I used to love playing those text adventures on my Atari 400. But, unfortunately, all the games in this box set come on 5 1/4 floppy, so its not like I can just whip them out and play them when I want to. So, thank god for Ludwig Kietzmann.

I just played a live text adventure with Ludwig over at Joystiq, and it was awesome. Everybody should play live text adventures with Ludwig. He’s really good at it.

Love,
Tim

P.S. Here is a helpful glossary for people under 38 who are reading, or trying to read, this post:

5 1/4 FLOPPY - Imagine if a CD were made out of video tape material--oh wait. You don’t know what video tape is either. Crap. Well, imagine if you had a CD, but instead of holding a bunch of songs, it could only hold a text file containing the lyrics to those songs. And imagine if you had to pay $800 to get a device to read it. And imagine thinking that this was awesome.

TEXT ADVENTURES - Games you played by typing and reading. Pretend you are text messaging with a friend, and your friend is stuck in a mysterious fantasy world, and they are also really dumb and don’t know what to do. You would text them instructions, and your friend would text back the results. But instead of using emoticons and text speak, the responses would come as thoughtfully-written, descriptive prose. And every once in a while, your friend would be killed without warning, and another friend would pick up their phone and continue, if you had been smart enough to have the first friend write down the location of the phone.

ATARI 400 - The greatest computer of its day, with a keyboard that was so comfortable to type on, they still use it on microwave ovens today. The Atari ate Apple IIs for breakfast, and for dinner it swallowed Commodore 64s whole. It usually skipped lunch, preferring to use that hour to beat up PCs. I’m not bitter, but if Atari had won instead of Apple, they would have made something better than the iPhone by now. Or at the very least, the iPhone would come with Star Raiders.

STAR RAIDERS - The best game on the Atari 400/800, ever. Many people will tell you this. Although, to be honest, few of us can really remember why we say it. We’ve just been saying it since 1980 and it’s a habit.

03/09/2008 at 07:33 PM

Posted by Tikara on 03/09 at 09:41 PM

I’ve only played one text Adventure game, and that was Hunt the Wumpus :< I ENJOYED IT THOUGH, CAUSE IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A NERD FROM THE 70S :3


Posted by Aridi on 03/09 at 10:58 PM

I used to write my own text adventures in BASIC on my trusty ol’ Tandy 1000 from Radio Shack.  That Joystiq read was enjoyable, minus the licorice part.  Well, only if it was black licorice.  Yuck.


Posted by Tim Schafer on 03/10 at 12:04 AM

Obviously it was red. Only red licorice comes in ropes. Black licorice comes in nasty little tar balls that taste like salt. Or once in a while they are shaped like some mean animal, like a bear.


Posted by Thater on 03/10 at 01:48 AM

Holy crap that was awesome.  I played a few text adventure games in the early 90’s.  Infocom released a massive collection for like $10 and I was totally stoked bbecause I got to play the prequels to Return to Zork.

as a sidenote, you can play all of Scott Adams’s games (as well as a few Infocom games) in your web browser over at iFiction…

http://www.ifiction.org/games/index.php?cat=44

So put your floppies in a museum where they belong old man, welcome to the future!


Posted by shadow_judge on 03/10 at 06:15 AM

this is so fun =)). I have to admire it (again), that Tim Schafer is really a funny guy!

When will I see him???? Will he come to Vietnam?!?!?!!?! Gosh....


Posted by A Schafer created character name on 03/10 at 08:34 AM

I think you were the only person to take this game seriously. All of the others just kind of giggled it off and played half heartedly. When I saw that you were going to play I was a little concerned you would do the same. I have underestimated you for the last time.


Posted by masquerade on 03/10 at 12:06 PM

Text games were great, not to mention- often difficult. You go the wrong way: end game. Red Liquorice has all but vanished here in the UK, now all we are left with is cheap stuff.

Tim, you should certainly try out Salmiak if you have not already.


Posted by Chris Ainsworth on 03/10 at 01:52 PM

Whenever someone asks why I type really hard using only two fingers per hand, I blame the Atari 400.

Star Raiders was the first game we owned, and for the first week or so the 400 was plugged into one of those early portable televisions, the sort that took like 20 D batteries and had a 4 inch black & white screen. Man, I played the hell out of that game. In fact, we had it running on my 800 at Petroglyph just a few weeks ago.


Posted by Mr. Dog on 03/10 at 02:58 PM

I typed in the code to the Wumpus game that I found in one of my brother’s magazines. He had to debug it for me which makes HIM the nerd from the 70’s. Zork ruled. Hitchiker’s ruled. I couldn’t get past the noisome stew in Bureaucracy…


Posted by geordie999 on 03/10 at 09:43 PM

Now you’ve got me reminiscing about my spectrum 48K.  Whiling away hours/days playing the Hobbit. 

Tim, I see that the text-only version of Psychonauts is ‘coming soon’..can’t wait.


Posted by Tikey on 03/11 at 04:38 AM

Not entirely related but awesome in a creepy “this isn’t right but I can’t believe someone thought about this and actually made it” kind of way:
PacMan, text adventure version


Posted by bdizzy on 03/11 at 12:10 PM

Ludwig *Kietzmann*

Fixed

For a post about text adventures thats some sloppy typin’


Posted by Apple Pop on 03/11 at 07:47 PM

Am I the only person on Earth to still use floppy discs every once in awhile along with my USB cards and CDs?


Posted by ThunderPeel2001 on 03/12 at 06:48 AM

That was a brilliant and hilarous Text Adventure… Thanks for that, Tim!


Posted by Tim Schafer on 03/13 at 12:12 AM

bdizzy: Thanks, fixed! Don’t call me sloppy. Your mother, in fact, is the sloppy one.

Apple Pop: Yes, you are. Fight the good fight!


Posted by spalt on 03/13 at 04:31 PM

Star Raiders!! Yesss!!  Galaxy map, hyperspace, forward AND aft shields, and my personal favorite, blowing the crap out of those innocent star bases!


Posted by Apple Pop on 03/17 at 06:31 PM

Back at Tim: Man, those things need to make some kind of rapid come back. I mean, sure they don’t hold to much, but they’re awesome for transfering small files and they look so snazzy and old school! Who can resist such awesomeness?


Posted by mykalwane on 03/18 at 04:19 AM

Was nice to see the text adventure. Reminded me of the Hitchhiker Guide game.


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