Panel 1 Let's waste no time on scissors! My sword will speak words of thy freedom! Panel 2 Your sword is no match for this magical garb! It be placed upon my flesh by the Dark Wizard himself!! Panel 3 The Dark Wizard! That bastard! I am so angry I can feel the rage of a thousand suns swelling up within me!! Panel 4 Wait a second, why can't you find your own damn scissors? I can't move.. Oh..ok..keep chillin'.. I've got them scissors covered..