Panel 1 Barbarian: I cannot believe it cave dweller! The Dark Wizard is my uncle's nephew on my mother's side twice removed?! Oh my the gods!! Panel 2 Cave Dweller: And thou have reason to doubt this barbarian. Thee Dark Wizard has knocked boots with all the skanky maidens in the land. Panel 3 Barbarian: My ears have had enough and mine eyes are about to fill with tears cave dweller! Panel 4 Barbarian: I can also see your butt-crack.