Panel 1 Gnome: Please barbarian, I pray you not hurt me! Panel 2 Barbarian: Ha! I scoff at your measly attempt for mercy! Now hold thy bum still so I may kick it. Panel 3 Gnome: Why must you barbarians insist on unleashing a beating on our poor gnomes' backsides? Panel 4 Gnome: I have a gnome wife and three gnome children for gnome's sake!! Oh gnomey gnomey gnome!!