I just wanted to say to you all don’t worry! I have a car.
So I’m afraid you’re going to have to take your money and spend it here instead. Do it! Now!
Actually, I think Ron has one too. I think. I’ve never actually seen it. But send that site some money anyway because hopefully he can steal the money and use it to make a game. And that would be the start of a whole new game funding model. Which then I can steal.
P.S. I sent in some money but it didn’t show up in their donors list. I swear.
Update: hands smelling better.