READ STANDING UP TO AVOID SLEEP

There is really only one reason I’m entering all this news, and it’s certainly not because I have something to say. It’s only to push that creepy picture of that baby with the satan mouth farther down the page.

And, of course, there are several exciting news items to discuss.

Like… uh…

You know, small game companies like ours just do not generate as much news as you might think.

Ooh, wait. I know. Someone took a nap on the couch in the back conference room, and left about $1.50 in quarters on the cushion. I’m taking that money and putting into our fund to get that couch cleaned. When we actually clean the couch, I’ll post some exciting before and after shots.

Yes! Me too! I’m bored reading this too!