Sounds like something Hannibal Lecter keeps in his library

Look, I still care about the Double Fine Action News, I do.

But how am I supposed to find the time to update this page when I’m so busy on Facebook all day? Facebook is so awesome. Everything your heart desires is found within it’s pages.

What? You don’t believe me? Then I guess you haven’t noticed that there is a Double Fine Action Page on Facebook!

Maybe you haven’t noticed it because I haven’t figured out how to make it show up on my profile. Grrr. Stupid Facebook!