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Saturday, July 6, 2002

Well, you’ve all been asking for it for so long, so here it is:

The Double Fine Coffee Status Report

Today, the coffee at Double Fine is really, really bad. It tastes like cat food. Is that normal? And not the good, wet cat food that’s made of elegant and beautiful whales. This coffee tastes like the dry, crunchy cat food you give to icky cats. Betrayed again! Final score: 1.7

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07/06/2002 - 12:00 PM
09/07/15 - 12:45 AM
James 33:
"Ich komme aus Paket Pulau Tidung und ich liebe, Spiele zu spielen, vor allem, wenn die Spiele des Krieges. Mein Haus sieht sich als touristischer Ort der welt, der es immer überfüllt mit Besuchern Tour, wenn ich Spiele spielen macht. Für diejenigen unter Ihnen, die wollen, um weitere Informationen zu erhalten, wo ich lebe Sie glauben Artikel via Titel Wisata Pulau Pari lesen wissen"

Monday, July 2, 2002

Just this week, I’ve received three emails asking how Roy Conrad was doing with his illness. Unfortunately, the news I have to report there is very sad. I’ve put up some details, and some pictures of the actor himself in this page about Roy.

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07/02/2002 - 12:00 PM
09/07/15 - 12:46 AM
James 33:
"Eu venho de Pulau Tidung e eu realmente gosta de jogar jogos, especialmente uma vez que estes jogos do guerra. Minha casa foi um lugar turístico de que torna cada vez mais lotados usando os visitantes turnê quando eu jogar jogos. Para aqueles de vocês de que querem saber mais detalhes onde eu vivo você pode ver o meu artigo intitulado Pulau Pari"

Saturday, June 29, 2002

We won another award! Check it out!

Okay, whatever. So we made it ourselves, so what? It’s been ten days since we won an award. What are we supposed to do? Sit here and stew in our shameful, awardless filth and do nothing?

Speaking of do-nothing filth, Penny Arcade has still not returned my yo-yo. I think it’s pretty obvious from this unsolicited fan art [which you can’t see anymore because the Internet ate it] that the spirit of right-thinking America is behind me, and not them, and I clearly have a national mandate do to them whatever I want. Luckily for those cartoons I am too busy today.

I have come down to the office, not for revenge, but to fix a light in the downstairs hallway. There is no one here but me, and the rat that lives in the ceiling over my desk. At least, I think he’s a rat. I hope he’s a rat. But really, he makes so much noise up there I think he might be a full-grown raccoon, or one of those miniaturized horses gone bad. Judging by his demonic scampering, I have to imagine that he’s wearing four tiny, Gene Simmons-style KISS boots, and that he’s dragging a two-foot long tail made of exposed bone, like a museum t-rex. Or that his tail was chopped off years ago, and he made a new one out of little wooden spools strung together, to help him cope with the phantom pain. Or maybe he has his long, rat hair braided with Bo Derek beads and they drag on the floor as he runs. Clackity-clack clack, CLACK! Hello from the attic! I am a filthy rat! Clack-clackity clack!

Okay, I really don’t want to fix this light, so I’m going to talk about the rat some more. Why must he run so much? Why can’t he be still and just ponder his easy life? If I were a rat, I think I would content to just lay around and think about chewing on stuff. That’s pretty much all I do now, except I manage to squeeze in a lot of TiVo-watching on top of that. But if I were a rat I wouldn’t have TiVo, so I think I would focus on the laying around. But our rat can only manage to do that for a few minutes, and then he’ll suffer an explosive burst of energy and gallop across his little crawlspace or live+work loft or whatever it is he has up there.

Actually I haven’t heard it for a hour or so. Man, I hope it’s dead. I hope it’s not just being quiet—like, TOO quiet—because it’s morphed into some sort of queen alien rat who’s hanging from the ceiling, squeezing a floorful of slime-covered eggs out of a long, translucent birthtube. Oh, wait. There it goes again. Scampering like there’s no tomorrow. Hold on. Let me get out my lute…

Scamper no longer, my little roof possum.
Your work day is done. Say, isn’t that awesome?
Be still! Be still!
Or you, I will kill.
My frisky-fun friend, my plague-bearing blossom.

P.S. Yo-yo card from Blaze “PBD” Marley-Flamestrike. Wicked E3 award by wicked animator Chris Schultz. Chris asked me to pass along this message to his fans: “Wicked!!!”

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06/29/2002 - 12:00 PM
09/07/15 - 12:47 AM
James 33:
"Nous-mêmes viens de Wisata Pulau Tidung & je l'aime vraiment jouer à des jeux, en particulier dès lors que les jeux de guerre. Ma maison est un outil touristique lequel rend chaque jour plus encombré du visiteurs tournée quand je joue aux jeux. Afin de ceux d'entre vous lequel veulent en savoir plus de détails à votre disposition où nous vis, il vous est possible de lire mon article intitulé Wisata Pulau Pari"
08/21/07 - 08:50 AM
Subzeroace:
"I'm totally the person who made that fan art. I lost it, it is not on my computer, the interweb and IRL. I think my dog at the the original paper version. That may be why she died :("

Tuesday, June 18, 2002

Drum roll please…

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Best Original Game: PSYCHONAUTS!!!


Holy moley, we won! The incredibly foxy and popular judges of the Game Critics Awards have named Psychonauts Best Original Game of E3! What an honor! And how incredibly terrifying. If we won this in 2002, then we are going to have to be totally, incredibly amazing at E3 2003! I was just going to spend most of the year napping, and then hack together something at the last minute, but I see now that people are watching. There goes my summer! Well, this is still very exciting. I’m so excited, I’m going to go down stairs and hug the team. I usually distribute free hugs around this time of day anyway, but as a special reward, today I’m going to wear a shirt. Go team!

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Wednesday, June 5, 2002

New, awesome awards and lists and stuff from teamxbox and UGO on the products page!

Reading that UGO list, it occurs to me that there are a lot adventure games in production. Are they making a comeback? Or have we just widened the definition of the genre? I suggest you have some people over to your house tonight to discuss this issue. Snack suggestion: Grapes.

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06/05/2002 - 04:52 PM
09/07/15 - 12:50 AM
James 33:
"Nous viens du Pulau Tidung & je l'aime vraiment jouer à des jeux, en particulier une fois que les jeux de guerre. Ma résidence est un vecteur touristique lequel rend de plus en plus encombré du visiteurs tournée quand je joue à des jeux. Afin de ceux d'entre vous lequel veulent sur la savoir environ détails là où nous-mêmes vis, vous pouvez lire mien article intitulé Pulau Pari"

Thursday, June 7, 2002

Good news and bad news:

The good:
We were nominated for best original game at E3!
And written up nicely on Xengamers.com.

The bad:
Dee Dee Ramone! *sniff*

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06/02/2002 - 12:01 PM
09/07/15 - 12:51 AM
James 33:
"Eu venho de Pulau Tidung e eu deveras gosta de jogar jogos, especialmente uma vez que estes jogos do guerra. Minha casa é um lugar turístico de que torna cada vez mais lotados usando os visitantes turnê quando eu jogar jogos. Para aqueles de vocês que querem saber mais detalhes onde eu vivo o visitante pode ver o o artigo intitulado Wisata Pulau Pari"
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Sunday, June 2, 2002

New press hits are up on our products page. New items are marked with this image
cheesy icon I just made with the paint program that comes with Windows. Fun fact: Windows and Psychonauts have the same publisher. Did you know that? You can see many similar themes and leitmotivs carried through both works if you look closely and are also high.

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06/02/2002 - 11:37 AM
09/07/15 - 12:52 AM
James 33:
"Eu venho do Pulau Tidung e eu deveras gosta de jogar jogos, especialmente uma vez que os jogos de guerra. Minha casa é um lugar turístico de que torna cada vez muito mais lotados usando os visitantes turnê quando eu jogar jogos. Para aqueles de vocês de que querem perceber mais detalhes onde eu vivo você pode ler o o artigo intitulado Wisata Pulau Pari"

Monday, May 27, 2002 - 9:50 pm

I am back from E3, where we announced our game, and it was awesome. Full of love and free bags and blah blah blah. Sadly, for me, it was marred by the fact that some hoodlums from Penny Arcade stole my yo-yo! I completely trusted them, because they are cartoon characters and I’ve grown up trusting cartoon characters, but these must be the bad kind—Drawn with ink that has been mixed with the blood of Satan, and the tears of unbaptized children. Can you see it now? Will I ever trust cartoons again?

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05/27/2002 - 09:50 PM
09/07/15 - 12:53 AM
James 33:
"Ich komme aus Paket Pulau Tidung und ich liebe, Spiele zu spielen, vor allem, wenn die Spiele dieses Krieges. Mein Haus ist ein touristischer Ort, der es immer überfüllt mit Besuchern Tour, falls ich Spiele spielen hat. Für diejenigen unter Ihnen, die wollen, um weitere Informationen zu erhalten, wo ich lebe Sie meinen Artikel via Titel Paket Pulau Pari lesen sachverstand"

Saturday, May 18, 2002 - 5:37 pm

We are out of paper towels.

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05/18/2002 - 05:37 PM
09/07/15 - 12:54 AM
James 33:
"Je viens de Pulau Tidung et je l'aime vraiment jouer à des jeux, en particulier une fois que les jeux de guerre. Ma résidence est un outil touristique qui rend chaque jour plus encombré du visiteurs tournée quand je joue aux jeux. Afin de ceux d'entre vous laquelle veulent sous savoir plus de détails à votre disposition où nous vis, vous pouvez lire mien article intitulé Pulau Pari"
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12/12/07 - 12:28 AM
Chief Wakamakamu:
"This is such an entertaining conversation."
09/15/07 - 10:40 AM
DF Tim Schafer:
"That is disgusting, Razputin. One should never use paper towels for pooping. The coarse grain of the pulp is overly abrasive."

Friday, May 17, 2002 - 5:00 pm

I’m actually writing this news update on Saturday and pretending it’s Friday. The problem is, I can’t remember anything that happened yesterday. I don’t think anything did. Oh, wait! There was a big fire in the next alley over. Lots of smoke and fire trucks and—wait, no, that was Thursday. Yesterday I don’t think I did much. Possibly, I overslept.

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05/17/2002 - 05:00 PM
09/07/15 - 12:55 AM
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