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They say when you have a child that you no longer have time to do a lot of things, especially video games. And I have found that to be very true. But mostly because my dang kid is playing them all the time! How am I supposed to get in there? With a crowbar?

For instance, I pre-ordered Wii Fit, and was super excited about playing it, but guess who’s hogging it? (Again!)

But the joke’s on her. She can barely register on the BMI scale at all!

11.92? Pitiful!

You should have seen her stumble her way through a simple balance test. Like a drunk sailor!

I don’t want to push her too hard though. I know she is her own worst critic. She took it pretty hard when her “Wii Fit Age” test results came in.

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06/07/2008 at 07:30 PM

Posted by reasonablysunny on 06/07 at 08:57 PM

Yeah, you’ve got to go easy on the wee ones. It’s hard to master the fine art of the Wii when you haven’t yet learned fine motor control, or, y’know, walking.

PS OMG your baby is ADORABLE.


Posted by Apple Pop on 06/07 at 09:09 PM

She’s going to work her way up to be great on that. Rather bye the actual age 8, her Wii fit age will be 2,733 years of awesome.


Posted by Banned like gay marriage on 06/08 at 02:47 AM

Hm, years of psychotherapy. Years.


Posted by Abelo on 06/08 at 04:15 AM

Yay Tim, are you really carrying the Excelent Baby Schafer everywhere to take her photos? Yeah, I know you are excited, but when she grows up you’ll watch her photos one day and then you’ll go: “oh wait, there is also the Double Fine website, let me browse the archive”. And she’ll say “dad, did you REALLY expose me to all those nerds?”.

Anyway, since these nerds are paying her education, she’ll be fine raspberry

P.S.: Most excellent baby ever! Tim always gets his job well done!


Posted by Kroms on 06/08 at 07:03 AM

I always knew she was meant for a career in Zelda.


Posted by The Tingler on 06/08 at 02:14 PM

Wait, so her fitness age is actually 8 years older than she actually is? That’s… actually, what the heck does Wii Fit Age actually mean?


Posted by Polite Society on 06/08 at 08:20 PM

Should all this talk of babies be taken as confirmation that BrĂ¼tal Legend has become Baby Legend? Unite all the bebbies of the lands.. Form Babesaurus! Defeat the evil lord of Nap Time. Become friends with the Milkman. His milk is cold and delicious.


Posted by Abelo on 06/09 at 09:17 AM

The milkman is only a conspiracy, man


Posted by Goldwolf on 06/09 at 02:03 PM

I can’t find a Wii Fit anywhere!

You lucky, lucky baby you!

(Adorable too!)


Posted by lirpa on 07/28 at 03:08 PM

to cute.


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