Creator of Humans returns

I, the Lifemaker™, have returned to work. After successfully delivering my genetic information at least one hundred years into the future via the world’s first perfect human child, I have returned here to the relatively simple task of video game creation. I expect that after forging a human being, making something like a video game will feel trivially easy, and I will be able to do it with one toe. All I need to do is apply all the secrets I learned in my person-making experience. For instance: I’ll need to get my wife to do all the hard work again.

Now, I don’t want to be the type of irresponsible journalist who would take a serious news page like this and turn it into his personal venue for baby pictures. But I will.