New Whispering rock shirts in PINK and GREEN!
Green for the lush grass and evergreen pines of Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp!
Pink for the blood of our ancestors, who died to keep Whispering Valley free, plus snow!
See, snow is white.
Combined with the red blood of our ancestors, that makes pink.
Actually, none of my ancestors died there. But still, it’s a good rule to remember: don’t eat pink snow.
I’m not sure if I’m helping to sell T-shirts right now, so I’ll stop talking.