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Our last presidential election was so exciting, if you’re anything like me you are having trouble relating to regular, everyday, non-election life. Someone asks you if want sausage links or patties and you say, well, lets set up some debates and we’ll see how they both do!
And then you have this daydream:
Sausage: “My opponent’s last bill was stuffed more full of pork than I am!”
Patties: “Well, I’d rather have a bill full of earmarks than a candidate that’s full of ear meat!”
Audience: (quietly) “Oh snap.”
Sausage: “I will have you know that I am 100% pure. I’m as pure as bacon!”
Patties: “Senator, I fried in the same pan as bacon; I knew bacon; bacon is delicious. You sir, are no bacon.”
And then you pick bacon. Bacon always wins.
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Try to figure out which design shoots wolves from helicopters!
"By golly, that Flexing on the Moon is glorious. I would happily introduce it to my family."
"You Shoot Coyote's from Helicopter's, good sir. and then you only shoot one. Ah, a reference to Livermore labs. I like the one with the Crusader, the Strongman and 2HB."
"I voted for McCain...er, Pizza with the Bros, I mean. Man, this election is so much more exciting. Mostly because it's more relevant to me and my interests."
"And no matter what, no money gets thrown away to greedy commercialized bastards! Well, at least it's not being thrown away."
"I like the one with the pizza because its a little random and I like pizza."
"10 o'clock gets my vote. My vote counts, right? It doesn't just go to a selected group of people who then cast their vote based on the majority of their constituency, right?"
"I voted Family Portrait. It reminded me of good times had with Psychonauts since the couple guys on the top remind me of a couple characters. Flexing on the moon is definitely next, since everyone knows that flexing's next to sexing."