“Hm, should I go out tonight? I want to show my support for Rob’s new book, but I really need a haircut, and a shave come to think of it. But maybe it will be dark there and I can just pop in and say hi and leave. What’s the worst thing that can happen?”
Bam. Kotakued, right in the face.
This is why I don’t leave the house. Maybe I should just let that beard grow really long, and people will think I’m a Rick Rubin-style genius and ask me to produce their comeback albums.
Well, at least I got to see some exciting Chris Remo action:
The whole time I thought he was doing the indefensible crane position, but now I realize he was re-creating Bernard’s pose from the Day of the Tentacle poster behind him. That explains why he was wearing the Bernard costume too. And why he didn’t kick me.