JUST LIKE YOUR GRANDMA, AND YOUR CHANCES FOR EVER BEING IN A ROCK BAND…

...The full-size screenshots on the products page are getting a little SMALLER tomorrow. They will still be full-size, but the definition of “full” will have changed—enhanced to be less, if you will.

People complained that they take too long to load in their full, decadent, delicious, gigantic, voluminous glory. They’re probably just mad because before they can finish downloading a picture, their mom comes in and lifts the receiver off of the >acoustic modem and tells them it’s time for Ally Sheedy to go home. So, I will be reducing them slightly, tastefully, in the hopes that they, like Jennifer Connelly, will win an Oscar. Sorry for mixing my movie star references there.

BUT I thought I’d leave them up for a day in case anyone wants to grab them when they’re still big.

Man, that sounds dirty. When did this page get so sexy? What sexiness will be unveiled tomorrow? Or whenever?