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No Quarter

Tim Schafer Tim

Okay, I don’t really want to point the finger at anybody in particular here, but because not enough of YOU voted for the Double Fine babies, California is going to be represented by one of these ugly, ugly quarter designs. Your loss, suckers. I guess you preferred something like the old man panning for movies and DNA? Maybe I’m just jaded about it because I live in California, and panning for movies and DNA is, like, hourly occurrence for me, but I was hoping for something with more relevance. And heads.

Your choice has made the babies cry. When you’re doing your laundry in a few months, and you see one of these sad little wafers of mediocrity slide into the machine, try not to think of how cool things could have been.

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