PAXATTAX!!!
Well, Iām off to PAX!
Very exciting! Iāve always wanted to go and now all my paxy dreams are coming true. Iām even doing stuff there. Check it out:
Friday, 4 to 5, Iām going to be signing things at the EA booth. We have cool posters to sign, but if you donāt want that Iāll sign anything, as long as itās not sweaty or oozing.
Friday, 5:30pm - 6:30pm, in the Main Theater, Iām going to be on the āSpike Sneak Peeksā panel, showing something from Brütal Legend that youāve never seen before (unless you work at EA or Double Fine). Exciting! Tempting! Salacious! Obsequious! Vainglorious! Lugubrious! Oh, sorry, I got carried away on a fun-to-say word avalanche.
And then on Saturday, 1:00pm ā 2:00pm, in the Serpent Theater (what a scary name for a theater!) Iām on the āMedium is the Message: Story Mattersā panel. I will be taking the counter-position, arguing against writers, but then right before the vote Iāll switch sides in a dramatic reversal and story will win the day! Unless this turns out to be a panel about the show āMediumā starring Patricia Arquette, in which case Iāll take the position that her husband is a real bummer. I hate that guy.
And then, when no one is looking, Iām going to steal my yo-yo back. Shhhh!