THREE TIMES THE TEST

Can I, amazingly, update this amazing new news page from a BERLIN AIRPORT? Seconds before I board?
Achtung!!!
I mean, “Da!”

German airports have the most pleasant-sounding metal detectors in the world. As the wand passes over your body the sound rises and falls, as if it were whistling appreciatively at your form. It’s like being seduced by R2D2.

Amazing.