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Dirt Nap #81: Crucial Information

Dirt Nap #81: Crucial Information
YOU KNOW How SOMETIMES YOU SEE SOMEONE IN THE MIRROR AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEM, BUT THEIR FACE IS KINDA OFF AT THE SAME TIME? REMINDS ME OF MY BUDDY, RON... HE HAD A BIG 'OL BUSHY MUSTACHE, AND MR. MCDERMOT, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS SNIPER LOOKED LIKE? WELL, HE SORTA HAD THAT LOOK... ONLY HIS LIPS WERE KINDA FUNNY. LIKE WHEN A GUY YOU'RE USED TO SEEIN' WITH A MUSTACHE SUDDENLY SHAVES IT OFF, AND YOU GET ALL CAUGHT OFF GUARD... 'CEPT THIS GUY'S LIPS WERE LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. AROUND AND THAT SUMBITCH UP AND YES'M. WELL, NOW SHAVED IT ON ME! LOOKED LIKE HE HAD A TURTLE MOUTH OR SOMETHIN'. LET ME SE. I GUESS. I SEE. #81 GABE CINQUEPALMI!

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