Panel 1 MR. PRESIDENT, A PACKAGE HAS JUST ARRIVED FOR YOU. WE SCANNED IT ALREADY FOR ANTHRAX AND WHATNOT. THIS LETTER WAS ATTACHED TO IT... Panel 2 Dear POTUS, I have made it my life's work to design a singlet befitting a president. I hope you will agree that I have reached my goal. I believe this singlet is the new gold standard for comfort in undergarments, and I would be honored and humbled if you would try it on for size at your convenience. Sincerely, Phineas Ross Urbane Tees Panel 3 Obama: WOW. THIS IS SO... RUB FONDLE Panel 4 ...SOFT! Signature © 2011 GABE CINQUEPALMI