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Dirt Nap #159: Commencement

Dirt Nap #159: Commencement
MR. PRESIDENT, A PACKAGE HAS JUST ARRIVED FOR YOU. WE SCANNED IT ALREADY FOR ANTHRAX AND WHATNOT. THIS LETTER WAS ATTACHED TO IT. Dear POTUS, WoW. THIS IS so. I have made it my life's work to design a singlet befitting a pres I hope you will agree that I have reached my goal. I believe this s is the new gold standard for comf in undergarments, and I would be honored and humbled if you would it on for size at your convenien ...SOFT! FONDL Sincerely, Phineas Ross Urbane Tees #159 - END OF PART 4 © 2011 GABE CINQUEPALMI

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