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Dirt Nap #199: Launch Codes

Dirt Nap #199: Launch Codes
Panel 1
Man in suit: HELLO? PUT KHALID ON... IT'S PHINEAS. DON'T MAKE ME ASK YOU TWICE...

Panel 2
Khalid: THIS IS KHALID...
Man in suit: KHALID, BUDDY! CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME LAUNCH CODES? SAY, 100 MIL?

Panel 3
Khalid: YOU KNOW I'M HARD UP FOR SOME LAUNCH CODES, PHINEAS. DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME. IN WHICH ACCOUNT WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR 100 MILLION?

Panel 4
Man in suit: SEE? 100 MILLION IN 1 MINUTE. MY NEW LINE OF SINGLETS, URBANE TEES, IS NOW BEING WORN BY WORLD LEADERS, AND THAT INFORMATION GIVES ME UNLIMITED POWER! I CAN DO WHAT I PLEASE, AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME!

#199
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