Panel 1 Speaker 1: HEY, SMITHY... SO WHAT'S SO URGENT THAT YOU HAD ME DROP EVERYTHING? Speaker 2: HEY, MAN. DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID. Panel 2 Speaker 1: I GOT SOMETHIN' BIG. THE BIGGEST STORY EVER MAYBE. AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT AFTER ALL THE GREAT ARTICLES YOU WROTE ABOUT ME. Panel 3 Speaker 2: WOW. THANKS, SMITHY! SO WHAT'S THE SCOOP? Speaker 2: DANG... WHERE SHOULD I EVEN START? Panel 4 Header 2 HOURS LATER RECORD SCRIBBLE JOT Speaker 2: SO PHINEAS ROSS IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH SINGLETS?! I NEVER WOULDA SEEN THAT ANGLE... I TELL YA, THIS IS A HELL OF A STORY! Signature 2013 GABE CINQUEPALMI