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Dirt Nap #217: Running Brothers

Dirt Nap #217: Running Brothers
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THE DEATH TOLL RISES TODAY IN THE HUNT FOR AGENT ROSS, JUST AS HIS BROTHER ANNOUNCES THAT HE HAS THROWN HIS HAT IN THE RING FOR PRESIDENT... MORE AFTER THIS...

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LIVE 8:37 ET
DOW 89.72 ROSS TO RUN FOR PRESID

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I WAS GOING TO SEEK RE-ELECTION... THEN I HEARD THAT PHINEAS ROSS WOULD BE RUNNING. I REALIZED THAT I WOULD BE A STUPID IDIOT TO RUN AGAINST HIM. INSTEAD I AM GOING TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO MAKE SURE HE GETS YOUR VOTES.
PAID FOR BY GLOBOPAC

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ROSS FOR AMERICA
"I'M PHINEAS ROSS, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE."

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WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS FAMILY?! I MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS GARBAGE.

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#217
2013 GABE CINQUEPALMI

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