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Dirt Nap #219: Technically Constitutional

Dirt Nap #219: Technically Constitutional
Panel 1
Man: LISTEN... YOU SATISFY ALL OF THE CONSTITUTIONAL REQUIREMENTS.

Panel 2
Man: THERE'S NO LAW THAT APPLIES TO THE UNDEAD BECAUSE IT HASN'T YET COME UP. YOU STILL TECHNICALLY HAVE ALL OF YOUR RIGHTS INTACT!

Panel 3
Creature: WELL... EVEN IF I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE THAT... WHICH I DON'T... WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND VOTES FOR A ROTTING CANDIDATE?

Panel 4
Man: THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT... ALL OF THE ROTTING VOTERS! THEY STILL HAVE THEIR RIGHTS TOO! AND THEIR NUMBERS ARE GROWING BY THE DAY. THEY WILL WANT SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR BEST INTERESTS IN MIND: YOU.

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2014 GABE CINQUEPALMI

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