Header #241 Panel 1 THE SUPREME COURT RULED TODAY THAT UNDEAD AMERICANS ARE VIABLE CITIZENS WITH RIGHTS INTACT. THOSE RIGHTS CAN ONLY BE REVOKED WITH NEW PERMADEATH CERTIFICATES. LIVE 8:36 ET DOW 72.89 PULATION DOUBLES OVEI Panel 2 SAY WHAT NOW? THAT DON' EVEN MAKE A LICK'A SENSE... JUST CAUSE THAT ROTTEN CARCASS PUT ON A SUIT, LOOKIN' ALL FANCY? Panel 3 THIS JUST IN... WE'RE CUTTING LIVE TO A PRESS CONFERENCE WITH MR. PENDERSNOOT... HE'S EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'S... WAIT REALLY? ...HE'S... RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?! LIVE 8:37 ET DOW 72.89 1ST UNDEAD CANDIDAT Panel 4 DANG... THIS IS CRAZY!? MY FOOTBALL GAME IS ALMOST OVER N' THIS FOOL WON' SHUT UP BOUT' POLITICS N' JUNK! Signature 2016 GABE CINQUEPALMI