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Dirt Nap #67: Mr. Ross' Pitch

Dirt Nap #67: Mr. Ross' Pitch
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#67

Panel 1
SIR, THERE'S A MR. ROSS FROM URBAN TEES HERE TO SEE YOU.
SEND HIM IN.

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Mr. Pendersnoot: HOW CAN I HELP YOU MR. ROSS?
Mr. Ross: MR. PENDERSNOOT, THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME. I RESPECT YOUR TIME, SO ALLOW ME TO GET RIGHT TO THE POINT.

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Mr. Ross: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO LICENSE YOUR MICRO-RIBBING TECHNOLOGY TO ME.
Mr. Pendersnoot: AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT, BUDDY?

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Mr. Ross: I PLAN TO START A LINE OF SPORTS SINGLETS TO APPEAL TO A YOUNGER DEMOGRAPHIC. I FEEL THAT WITH YOUR MICRO-RIBBING TECHNOLOGY AND MY GLOBAL CONNECTIONS...
Mr. Pendersnoot: LEMME STOP YOU THERE, BUDDY. NOT INTERESTED.

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