Header # 745 no way, fortune cookie. don't tempt me. i'm not falling for your false promises ever again. Fortune Cookies and False Promises Panel 1 omg. this chocolate cake is so good. Panel 2 Speaker 1: whoah. are you eating that whole chocolate cake by yourself? Speaker 2: um. no. Panel 3 Speaker 1: that's nuts. you are going to get chuuuubby. Speaker 2: no, i'm not. i am super active. Panel 4 Speaker 1: when was the last time you slayed a dragon? Speaker 2: tsh. i don't know. like... recently. Signature scott