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DFAC #387

DFAC #387
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# 387
let's play tag, electric eel buddy!
no way man. you know that your spikes hurt me and my electricity shocks you. man.
tough times tag!

Panel 1
Diver: ok, first question: are you male?
Whale: yes. easy one.

Panel 2
Diver: ok. have you ever attacked a sea vessel?
Whale: no. not really.

Panel 3
Diver: have you ever eaten anyone with your gnarling teeth?
Whale: no. unless you mean pizza.

Panel 4
Diver: i don't mean pizza. ok. have you ever watched the super bowl?
Whale: no.
Diver: come on. that's impossible.
Whale: i don't own a tv?
Diver: or have any friends? geez, this proves you are lying.

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scott c.

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