SHOCKING PHOTOS LEAKED

If you want to see me and Warren Spector kissing, all you have to do is get the latest copy of Game Developer magazine, and turn to page 39. There you will see a picture of Warren, and on the facing page, a picture of me. You have to kind of mash the pages together to make it look like we’re kissing, but there it is. I’m telling you this so you can be the first to know about it, because I think this is going to be bigger than that whole Land-o-Lakes knee-boob trick.